Jarren Benton - Even More No Homo (Skit) lyrics

Who the fuck is this?
Oh fuck not this nigga again! Hello

Hey man what's good man?
Ain't talked to you in a minute

What's up man? What's going on?

Shit, man you know now's wife and kids
Gone for the weekend, man
I got these wrestling tickets
Wanted to see if you wanna come with me, bro

Naaah i'ma be you know what, man?
I'ma fucking be probably be busy as fuck, man
(Hey, man! Come on dude)
Got a lot of shit going on

This is The Rock, man! The Rock!
The sexiest fucking wrestler ever, bro!
Come on, man! Come on!


My nigga, come on, man! You gotta come
But, I'm saying
Yo, that hair and the chest and them thighs
Man i'm just saying
No homo, bro really no homo listen

Nah, I'm cool i ain't really into fucking
Wrestling like that, my nigga
Thanks though, man

Look, man he's gonna be
Fighting The Undertaker
So they're gonna be slipping on each other
I'm just saying, man it's gonna
Be a good night, man
You know, I come i slide through get me?

Nah, man naaah

Look, no homo really
Just the both of us, man

Nah, I'm cool, my nigga thanks though

Hey man, listen
What I really want to call you about though

What's up, man?

Well, shit man i mean, you know
I'm saying you know
You never call me no more, man
What's the deal?

I'm just fucking busy as fuck, man
Got a lot of shit going on
You know like I said, man

Hey man real talk
No homo i've seen them instagram pics
Shit man, you looking like you
You look real good right now no homo though

Look i've gotta fucking go, man

Hold on, man i still want to
You know what I'm saying?
I mean what, you growing your hair out, bro?
I'm just trying to say, man
You look like you know young, you know?
No homo or nothing, man
But I'm just trying to say like
Hey, I don't know how to
I really don't know how to say this, man
But like yo
Ever since that last conversation
I think things went kind of a little south
You know?

No homo, bro, but listen
I've got feelings for you, bro
Everybody's been telling me I was gay
But I was like "Nah, I'm not gay, bro no
Homo really i'm not gay, bro"

You know people like
Hey, you eat that hotdog weird and I'm like
"No, I don't, man
This is how people eat hotdogs
They swallow them like that"
Why do people think that that's gay?
I don't think that's gay
So I don't see i think you
Gay for thinking that's gay

I mean like yo no homo bro
But, I know you've seen them porns and all
Of a sudden it's like three people
Two dudes and one girl
You like "Hey, that chick's gonna get it
Oh wait oh oh! They touching!"
I mean, if two dicks bump, why is that gay?
That ain't gay
That's just like two dudes like
"Heeey I'm more manly!"
That's like a manhood test, you feel me?
No homo definitely no homo
Two dicks touching no homo, bro
Two dicks bumping tip to tip kinda homo
But if side to side and like slapping each
Other a little bit, you know?
You shove them and giggle a little bit
That ain't gay you just having fun
You wrapped up in the moment bro, come on!
No homo really though no homo definitely

Listen bro you know me, bro
We go back, bro i am no homo
No, everybody now I ain't gay!
Listen just cause I kissed that dude
One time at the club, everybody like
"Oh, he gay!" i ain't gay, man! He kissed me
I didn't kiss him! He came up
To me when I was drinking
And was like"Hey!" and then he
Kissed me in my shit
What am I supposed to do?
Push him off? What the fuck?
I'm not a dickhead! No homo bro
But that dude had some
Good smelling breath that
Night and his cologne was off the chain
I forgot to ask him what the
Hell that shit was though
No homo, bro come on, man!

Hello? Hey, you there? Hello?

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