Jarren Benton - Most Interesting lyrics
[Jarren Benton - Most Interesting lyrics]
He wears a snake skin underwear
Which women refer to as "The Python Pouch"
He once slayed a vampire with a chorus
Chuck Norris has a book of facts on him
He is the only man qualified
For "The Awesome Award"
He once outran a cheetah
He can stop a bullet in midair
Just by looking at it
He once killed himself
For creeping up on himself
When he goes out in public, he wears a cape
At age 5, he put his mom on time
Out, for not buying him fruit roll-ups, ahh
Delicious fruit roll-ups!
Nectar of the gods!
It's a paper thin, delicious
Fruity experience
So what I say, "Mom, stop being a bitch!
And let your kid endulge
In his fruit roll-ups!"
He is, the most interesting man in Decatur!
Which women refer to as "The Python Pouch"
He once slayed a vampire with a chorus
Chuck Norris has a book of facts on him
He is the only man qualified
For "The Awesome Award"
He once outran a cheetah
He can stop a bullet in midair
Just by looking at it
He once killed himself
For creeping up on himself
When he goes out in public, he wears a cape
At age 5, he put his mom on time
Out, for not buying him fruit roll-ups, ahh
Delicious fruit roll-ups!
Nectar of the gods!
It's a paper thin, delicious
Fruity experience
So what I say, "Mom, stop being a bitch!
And let your kid endulge
In his fruit roll-ups!"
He is, the most interesting man in Decatur!