Jarren Benton - No Homo Phone Call lyrics
[Jarren Benton - No Homo Phone Call lyrics]
(Phone Rings Twice) hello?
What’s crackin' man?
Shit man, what's goin' on man?
Chillin', chillin' yeah man
Shit how'd that shit go the other day man?
What that movie? Yeah, man
Yo, that shit was a good ass movie, man
Yo man, hey have you seen Brad Pitt lately?
Nah I think the last shit I
Seen from him was uh shit what was it?
Uh inglorious Basterds
Brad Pitt lookin' good as a mo' fucker man
No homo huh?
Nah, I I 'm sayin' no homo
You know but h- he
Looks good anyways whatever yeah, man, shit
So what you gettin' into?
Shit man, probly hittin' the club
Get on these bitches nigga
You know what I'm talkin' 'bout? Shit!
I feel you man, I feel you
Yo, remember the, uh
Other day when we were over at Visions?
Yeah, yeah, that shit was jumpin'
Man them hoes was crazy, boy
Yo remember that dude with his
Shirt off and shit?
That mo' fucker looked good as
A mo' fucker too i mean no homo, of course
Huh?
I mean you know what I'm sayin' no hom- man
Whatever shit
Shit, where your girl at?
Shit man, she outta town, you
Know how that go, nigga
Shit hey I'm finna get on
These bitches now, nigga, shit
Oh, word, I was gonna say
Yo me and a couple of the fellas man we
We was windin' to come through man, chill
You know? I got this new lotion, do
Some, uh, shoulder massages, you know?
Some deep tissue massages?
Hold on, ooh, ooh!
I mean no homo of course man, no homo, bro
Anyways wha- whatever man it- it's all good
Uh uh, fuck that man, shit nah
Hey you sti- you still into, uh, football?
Oh, fuck yeah, nigga, Falcons all day, nigga
Shit falcons?
Shit! Hell yeah, nigga!
Yeah hey you seen that picture
Of Brett Farve's dick?
Uh, nah, nigga, shit, what?
Nah, me- You know what I'm sayin'
That di- his dick was
I mean you know hey the
Man's packin', no homo
But you know what I'm sayin' you feel me?
Nah, nigga, I don't feel you at all on that
Nah, like I was lookin'
It was there, I mean I was like, it's there
I can't help but look at it
No homo, definitely no homo
Yeah, you fucked up
Anyways whatever, man shit
Let's get off here yeah, man shit
Ah, hey man, lemme uh
Shit I think I'mma hit you back man shit, uh
Hey man? Whassup man?
Hey, how you feelin' lately man? Shit, I'm
I'm cool man, I'm just you know
Just tryna find some pussy, and dude you know
I feel you man, but you know anytime you
Wanna talk man, we can get together
You know?
One-on-one, girls away, you know, me and you?
We can hang out a lil' bit, you feel me? Uh
Just, you know we gotta bond
A little bit, get closer, you feel me?
No homo involved du- you know?
Lemme hit you back, man shit
Hey, my momma called, man, ok, I gotta go
Man
A’ight, I'll holler at you
What’s crackin' man?
Shit man, what's goin' on man?
Chillin', chillin' yeah man
Shit how'd that shit go the other day man?
What that movie? Yeah, man
Yo, that shit was a good ass movie, man
Yo man, hey have you seen Brad Pitt lately?
Nah I think the last shit I
Seen from him was uh shit what was it?
Uh inglorious Basterds
Brad Pitt lookin' good as a mo' fucker man
No homo huh?
Nah, I I 'm sayin' no homo
You know but h- he
Looks good anyways whatever yeah, man, shit
So what you gettin' into?
Shit man, probly hittin' the club
Get on these bitches nigga
You know what I'm talkin' 'bout? Shit!
I feel you man, I feel you
Yo, remember the, uh
Other day when we were over at Visions?
Yeah, yeah, that shit was jumpin'
Man them hoes was crazy, boy
Yo remember that dude with his
Shirt off and shit?
That mo' fucker looked good as
A mo' fucker too i mean no homo, of course
Huh?
I mean you know what I'm sayin' no hom- man
Whatever shit
Shit, where your girl at?
Shit man, she outta town, you
Know how that go, nigga
Shit hey I'm finna get on
These bitches now, nigga, shit
Oh, word, I was gonna say
Yo me and a couple of the fellas man we
We was windin' to come through man, chill
You know? I got this new lotion, do
Some, uh, shoulder massages, you know?
Some deep tissue massages?
Hold on, ooh, ooh!
I mean no homo of course man, no homo, bro
Anyways wha- whatever man it- it's all good
Uh uh, fuck that man, shit nah
Hey you sti- you still into, uh, football?
Oh, fuck yeah, nigga, Falcons all day, nigga
Shit falcons?
Shit! Hell yeah, nigga!
Yeah hey you seen that picture
Of Brett Farve's dick?
Uh, nah, nigga, shit, what?
Nah, me- You know what I'm sayin'
That di- his dick was
I mean you know hey the
Man's packin', no homo
But you know what I'm sayin' you feel me?
Nah, nigga, I don't feel you at all on that
Nah, like I was lookin'
It was there, I mean I was like, it's there
I can't help but look at it
No homo, definitely no homo
Yeah, you fucked up
Anyways whatever, man shit
Let's get off here yeah, man shit
Ah, hey man, lemme uh
Shit I think I'mma hit you back man shit, uh
Hey man? Whassup man?
Hey, how you feelin' lately man? Shit, I'm
I'm cool man, I'm just you know
Just tryna find some pussy, and dude you know
I feel you man, but you know anytime you
Wanna talk man, we can get together
You know?
One-on-one, girls away, you know, me and you?
We can hang out a lil' bit, you feel me? Uh
Just, you know we gotta bond
A little bit, get closer, you feel me?
No homo involved du- you know?
Lemme hit you back, man shit
Hey, my momma called, man, ok, I gotta go
Man
A’ight, I'll holler at you