Jarren Benton - Yuck Fou lyrics
[Jarren Benton - Yuck Fou lyrics]
Mr benton, how we doing today?
Shit I'm doing better than some
And worse than others how are you?
I'm doing fantastic so what can
I help you with?
Well shit it sounds a little weird doc but
I'm having the most
Unusual awkward embarrassing
Problem with my finger bro
Okay? Well it looks here
That the nurse wrote
Middle finger patient so is there something
Wrong with your middle finger?
Yeah my middle finger is stuck in this upward
Position and I can't put
This motherfucker down
Oh dear okay, how the fuck did that happen
Ok let's take a closer
Look here what it's really stuck
Up there isn't it?
Yup and it's fucking embarrassing doc
Hmm, can you try to put it down for me?
No, this motherfucker is stuck solid doc
Okay, let let's try this one more time
And this time I want you
To really put some force into it
Can you do that for me?
I can try bro
Okay?
Man this shit stuck
Okay let me try to help you
I'm just gonna grab your finger
(woah hold on) I'm gonna put
My hand on your shoulder
Dammit! You know
You're sitting here flicking me off and
I can't help but to
Feel like you're fucking with me
Is that what's going on?
Nah nah ain't nobody fucking with you bro I
Ain't got god damn insurance I wouldn't
Even come in this motherfucker waist my time
And money this shit's stuck man
Okay, I'm just gonna have to ask you
To leave now get the fuck out
Leave nigga I'm-I'm-I'm here
For-for the fucking
Problem you want me to leave
C-cause I'm back
No, I'm sorry sir you you have to
Leave now get the fuck out
We're being fucking irrational bro
My shit's stuck if you
Want a nigga to go I'll go but uhh
Can you prescribe some god damn
Blue diamonds from the Viagra
No no get out, go have a nice day, goodbye
Fuck you nigga little fake ass Dr ozz
(Door closing)
(Sighs) Jesus, fuck that guy
Shit I'm doing better than some
And worse than others how are you?
I'm doing fantastic so what can
I help you with?
Well shit it sounds a little weird doc but
I'm having the most
Unusual awkward embarrassing
Problem with my finger bro
Okay? Well it looks here
That the nurse wrote
Middle finger patient so is there something
Wrong with your middle finger?
Yeah my middle finger is stuck in this upward
Position and I can't put
This motherfucker down
Oh dear okay, how the fuck did that happen
Ok let's take a closer
Look here what it's really stuck
Up there isn't it?
Yup and it's fucking embarrassing doc
Hmm, can you try to put it down for me?
No, this motherfucker is stuck solid doc
Okay, let let's try this one more time
And this time I want you
To really put some force into it
Can you do that for me?
I can try bro
Okay?
Man this shit stuck
Okay let me try to help you
I'm just gonna grab your finger
(woah hold on) I'm gonna put
My hand on your shoulder
Dammit! You know
You're sitting here flicking me off and
I can't help but to
Feel like you're fucking with me
Is that what's going on?
Nah nah ain't nobody fucking with you bro I
Ain't got god damn insurance I wouldn't
Even come in this motherfucker waist my time
And money this shit's stuck man
Okay, I'm just gonna have to ask you
To leave now get the fuck out
Leave nigga I'm-I'm-I'm here
For-for the fucking
Problem you want me to leave
C-cause I'm back
No, I'm sorry sir you you have to
Leave now get the fuck out
We're being fucking irrational bro
My shit's stuck if you
Want a nigga to go I'll go but uhh
Can you prescribe some god damn
Blue diamonds from the Viagra
No no get out, go have a nice day, goodbye
Fuck you nigga little fake ass Dr ozz
(Door closing)
(Sighs) Jesus, fuck that guy