Jarvis Cocker - Caucasian Blues lyrics

All gather round now:
I'll tell you what it's all about
You find a good woman
And then you fuck her til your hair falls out
A round of applause, please
For the totally clapped-out
You got them Caucasian Blues again

And don't wave your cash around
It cannot buy you into this
Cause you're a waxy legged, tacky
Meat-faced fool
And your money is just cowardice
No sense of rhythm
And your name's not on the list
You got them Caucasian Blues again oh yeah
And so you finally took the plunge
And got into blues rock
And you like to give to charity
Because it's easier to patronise than
Face the facts and now:
I've heard it said that you are
Hung like a white man
You got them Caucasian Blues again and again
Oh

And now you're asking me to
Sympathise and let you off
Because the climate is a-changin' and
The times are tough
But, you took all that you could and
It was not enough and now:
I've heard it said that you are
Hung like a white man
You're yesterday's news
You've got so much to lose
You got them Caucasian Blues again oh!

Caucasian Blues, yeah caucasian Blues, yeah
Caucasian Blues, yeah caucasian Blues, yeah
Caucasian Blues