Jarvis Cocker - I Never Said I Was Deep lyrics

I love your body cause I've lost my mind
If you want someone to talk to
You're wasting your time
If you want someone to share your life
You need someone who is alive
And if every relationship is
A two-way street
I have been screwing in the
Back whilst you drive

I never said I was deep
But I am profoundly shallow
My lack of knowledge is vast
And my horizons are narrow
I never said I was big
I never said that I was clever
And if you're waiting to find what's
Going on in my mind
You could be waiting forever
Forever and ever
I can dance you to the end of the
Night cause I'm afraid of the dark
I have to confess I'm out of my depth
You're going over my head and
Straight through my heart

Some girls like to play it dirty
Some girls want to be your mum
Me, I disrespected you whilst we were
Waiting for the taxi to come
My morality is shabby
My behaviour unacceptable
No, I'm not looking for a relationship
Just a willing receptacle

I never said I was i never said I was
I never said I was

I never said I was deep
But I am profoundly shallow
My lack of knowledge is vast
And my horizons are narrow
I never said I was big
I never said that I was clever
And if you're waiting to find what's
Going on in my mind
You could be waiting forever
Forever and ever

I never said I was deep
But I am profoundly shallow
My lack of knowledge is vast
And my horizons are narrow

I never said I was deep