Jay Foreman, Beardyman - Captain Birdseye lyrics
[Jay Foreman, Beardyman - Captain Birdseye lyrics]
Captain Birdseye captain Birdseye, aye aye
He could be coming to your town
He could be coming to your street
And you'll be fast asleep
So he'll get away with it
He'll take your children in his ship
And sail far away
And what he's gonna do with them
I do not like to say captain Birdseye
Captain Birdseye captain Birdseye
Captain Birdseye, oo-arr
He's takin' kids from everywhere
From the North and from the South
He put his fishy fishy fingers
In the children's mouth
And he teases them all day
And promises them treats
But gives them fishy fishy fingers
And nothing else to eat, ay
Captain Birdseye captain Birdseye
Captain Birdseye captain Birdseye, aye aye
Seriously, man there's something wrong with
That Captain Birdseye
Tellin' you, tellin' you
I said he won't play with your food (oh no)
But he more than happy to
Play with your brood
I bet he not even a real captain
Captain Birdseye captain Birdseye
Captain Birdseye captain Birdseye, aye aye
With his fishy fishy fingers
(Captain Birdseye)
In the children's mouth (Captain Birdseye)
Fishy fishy fingers (Captain Birdseye)
He put them right inside their mouth
(Captain Birdseye)
And he freezes them (Captain Birdseye)
Gives them nothing else to eat
(Captain Birdseye)
I's fucking scared of Captain Birdseye
(Captain Birdseye) oh no!