Jay Foreman - Videos lyrics

Videos, all about videos
Yep, I'm talking about videos
As in VHS (yeah) , real videos

None of this
Clunky clunky, press the thing in the middle
How d'you get this thing out

None of this
Careful holdy, finger-through-the-hole-dy
Don't put your fingers on the disk
Videos, all about videos
Yep, I'm talking about videos
As in VHS (yeah) , real videos

None of this
Play the movie, don't play the movie
Episodes, audio options, subtitles
No subtitles, and extras

None of this
Can you tilt the screen, nope bit further
Perfect ssh, is that the loudest it can go?
It's starting to run slowly
I don't think it's meant to do that ooh

Videos, all about videos
Yep, I'm talking about videos
As in VHS (yeah) , real videos

I recorded a film off the TV and I
Ran out of tape about halfway through
And now, every time I watch that video
I can never quite remember the
Exact bit of the film
Where it abruptly ends
But I have a vague idea
Of the bit of the film it is
And I always watch it with a
Significantly increased heart rate in order
To ready myself for the always scary
Ordeal of someone's dialogue being
Cut off by an unwelcome and unexpected
Throw back into reality accompanied
By the sound of my precious
Film rewinding before my eyes

Videos, all about videos
Yep, I'm talking about videos
As in VHS (yeah) , real videos