Jay Foreman - Caterpillar Sick lyrics

My car runs on caterpillar sick
Caterpillar sick, caterpillar sick
(you heard me)
My car runs on caterpillar sick
And amazingly it works!

Did you know that caterpillar sick
Has all the properties
Of petrol, and it works about as well?
It's good for the environment
According to the government
And you'll get used to driving with the smell

So my car runs on caterpillar sick
Caterpillar sick, caterpillar sick
My car runs on caterpillar sick
And it's really really expensive
Do you have the slightest clue how
Much I had to pay
To build a caterpillar rig inside my flat?
And have you ever tried to
Make a caterpillar sick?
It's really hard! I bet you've
Never thought of that!

To fill a tank of petrol
You need millions and millions
So many that I'm too afraid to count
I have to keep replacing them
They don't live very long
And when they're sick
It's just a very small amount

But my car runs on caterpillar sick
Caterpillar sick, caterpillar sick
My car runs on caterpillar sick

But the very best thing
About caterpillar sick
Is that sound they make if
You listen very carefully
Late at night while they're working away
It makes a noise like this eUGHTHEUGHTHEUGHTH