Jay Foreman - Chained to a Radiator lyrics
[Jay Foreman - Chained to a Radiator lyrics]
Had a very dodgy night last night
I don’t remember much about it
And from the looks of things
It looks as if I really
Could have gone without it
Started to go wrong when this
Girl offered me her beer
Then she leaned over and whispered
"let’s get out of here"
Here I am hours later chained to a radiator
I swear there’s something wrong
About the beer
It had a weird effect upon me
I don’t know why I felt like
Doing everything that everybody told me
Sternly, she looked at me and said
"let’s go to your place"
I’d have done just about anything
For such a face but now I think I hate her
Chained to a radiator
We both went upstairs to the bedroom and
There she did something quite strange
She took out some jangly handcuffs and
Said "do you like playing games?"
The beer had now taken me over
I couldn’t say no anymore
She put all my stuff in her bag
Said thanks and walked out of the door
I’ve lost all feeling in my hand it’s
Hanging loosely like a flower petal
My arse is hurting and my back is
Feeling rigid up against the metal
Starting to wonder if anyone
Will find me here
Maybe should think about getting
Food and water near
I’ll call the office later
Chained to a radiator
I don’t remember much about it
And from the looks of things
It looks as if I really
Could have gone without it
Started to go wrong when this
Girl offered me her beer
Then she leaned over and whispered
"let’s get out of here"
Here I am hours later chained to a radiator
I swear there’s something wrong
About the beer
It had a weird effect upon me
I don’t know why I felt like
Doing everything that everybody told me
Sternly, she looked at me and said
"let’s go to your place"
I’d have done just about anything
For such a face but now I think I hate her
Chained to a radiator
We both went upstairs to the bedroom and
There she did something quite strange
She took out some jangly handcuffs and
Said "do you like playing games?"
The beer had now taken me over
I couldn’t say no anymore
She put all my stuff in her bag
Said thanks and walked out of the door
I’ve lost all feeling in my hand it’s
Hanging loosely like a flower petal
My arse is hurting and my back is
Feeling rigid up against the metal
Starting to wonder if anyone
Will find me here
Maybe should think about getting
Food and water near
I’ll call the office later
Chained to a radiator