Jay Foreman - Dick Van Dyke lyrics

Everyone loves Dick Van Dyke
He's the man who acts and sings
Apparently he's been in lots
And lots and lots of things
But apart from Mary Poppins
What else has Dick Van Dyke been in?

Oh wait, yeah, he was also in
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
I really like that film because
It's got a flying car but apart from
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Mary Poppins
What else has Dick Van Dyke been in?
Oh wait, yeah, he was also in
Diagnosis: Murder
I really like that show because
It's got a flying car
But apart from Diagnosis: Murder
And Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Mary Poppins
What else has Dick Van Dyke been in?

Oh wait, yeah, he was also in
Night at the Museum
Dick Van Dyke was good in that
It's a shame that the film was shit
But apart from
Night at the Museum and Diagnosis: Murder
And Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Mary Poppins
What else has Dick Van Dyke been in?

Apparently he is also in
An episode of Scrubs
I haven't actually seen it
But people say "Scrubs" all the time
So apart from an episode of Scrubs
And Night at the Museum and Diagnosis: Murder
And Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Mary Poppins
What else has Dick Van Dyke been in?
I can't believe it took this long
To get to The Dick Van Dyke Show
So allow me to draw this song to a close
That's enough things that Dick
Van Dyke's been in