Jay Foreman - I Hate Halloween lyrics

I wish to wish Happy Halloween to
All the children in America
Every American infant enjoys Halloween
Hang pictures of witches and bats in the hall
Knock yourselves out it's for you after all
New York, LA, and all in between
Everyone loves Halloween

Once again Happy Halloween to all the
Children in America
Make faces and pumpkins and watch
Spooky films on TV
Recite spells and ring doorbells
Out in the cold
If you live in the states and
Aren't yet 12 years old
Dress up in a costume you've
Worked on all day that's the American way
But here in this country
It's just plain October
I'll simply ignore you until it's all over
Don't knock on my door and
Don't ask me for Smarties
And don't expect me at your Halloween parties

Although Happy Halloween to
Foreigners, children, and idiots
By all means take over the shops
And the streets and TV
You've seen how it's done in American shows
Now saturate Sainsbury's so everyone knows
Even if you're determined like me not to care
It's Halloween everywhere