Jay Foreman - Potato lyrics

If a potato got into government
The world would change and if that potato
Became Prime Minister
It would be more than strange, it would be

Horrible (horrible) horrible (horrible)
Horrible, it would be horrible (horrible)
Horrible (horrible) horrible
Prime Minister's Questions
The Leader of the Opposition
Asks what the Prime Minister's going to do
Slow zoom in on the potato
Cut to the Leader of the Opposition
Asking him again
What the prime minister's going to do
Cut to the potato see, it would be

Horrible (horrible) horrible (horrible)
Horrible, and it would be
Disastrous (horrible) disastrous (horrible)
Horrible

Montage of the potato in
Various situations where
You'd expect to see a Prime Minister

That is the end of the song