Jay Foreman - Slightly Imperfect Girl lyrics

I'm not looking for a supermodel
Or the perfect girl
With tiny waist, or blonde, or 32DD
I don't want a girl with her
Own poetry or a PHD
I know who I want to make me happy

I want a slightly imperfect girl
Is that too much to ask
She should have an irrational
Fear of balloons and a slightly big arse
If I wait patiently
There'll be one just for me
I would live in a perfect world
With my slightly imperfect girl
I don't want to lie awake and
Wonder what the catch must be
And wonder why on earth she'd want
To spend time with me
I don't want other people to suspect
Foul play or want her too
I don't want my best friend to
Fancy her more than I do

I want a slightly imperfect girl
Is that really so harsh?
She should have an addiction
To shit magazines and a tiny moustache
And I don't really mind
If her eyes aren't alligned
I would live in a perfect world
With my slightly imperfect girl

Nothing could ever be more meant to be
We'd be together indefinitely
No one in the world
Would be happier with her than me

I want a slightly imperfect girl
With horrendous big ears
She should shout the wrong name
Every time we make love
And then burst into tears
She should scream randomly
Put her fags out on me
I would live in a perfect world
With my slightly imperfect girl