Jay Foreman - Stealing Food lyrics

Stealing food, stealing food
Stealing food, food, food
Eating what belongs to others
Puts me in a good mood
Though my friends say that I shouldn't
There is nothing that I wouldn't
Steal, food, food, food, food, food

I'm a veritable gastronomic kleptomaniac
While my friends are having dinner
Is when I like to attack
I say "look, what’s that behind you?"
And they turn around to see
Then I finish what they're eating
And I say it wasn't me
Stealing food, stealing food
Stealing food, food, food
Chiefing chips and pinching Pringles
Puts me in a good mood
Food is so much more delicious
If my friends are all suspicious
Stealing food, food, food, food, food

Now, the most efficient way
To satisfy your appetite
Is to eat from your friends’ cupboards
In the middle of the night
But no matter if you’re tempted
You should never take the lot
Leave the packaging behind
Remind them what they haven’t got

Stealing food, stealing food
Stealing food, food, food
When I risk it for a biscuit
Then I'm in a good mood
It's the best of all decisions
Going klepto on provisions
Stealing food, food, food, food, food

At the local supermarket
They've got food on every shelf
Simply hide it in your jumper
You can take it for yourself
If the camera doesn't see you
And you're relatively quick
You can fill yourself for days
With all the things that you can nick
Stealing food, stealing food
Stealing food, food, food
Run-away-ing without paying
Puts me in a good mood
With my method tried and tested
I will never be arrested
Stealing food, food, food, food, food

On the A1 (M) in Hatfield
There’s a warehouse, yes that’s right
Massive lorry-loads of food
Go in and out all day and night
If you’re clever with your timing
And there’s ten of you at least
You’ll be driving home a lorry
With a veritable feast

Stealing food, stealing food
Stealing food, food, food
Jacking lorryloads from Sainsburys
Puts me in a good mood
Stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing
Stealing
Stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing
Food, food, food, food, food

Pinch the peanuts nick the Nik Naks
Take the teabags burgle the beef burgers
Grab the grape juice rob the rice cakes
Heist the Hobnobs volez les vol-au-vents
Lift the Lurpak snatch the Snack a Jacks
Jack the Jaffa Cakes pick up the Penguins
Yoink the yum-yums swipe the sweeties
Stealing food