Jay Foreman - Stephen Hawking's Secret lyrics

Did you see Stephen Hawking
On the tele this week
Doing complicated sums inside his head?
He's predicted the wins
Of this year's World Cup
Now that Paul the Octopus is dead
Stephen Hawking's unusual person to choose
To predict the results of who will
Win and lose every match
Every goal he's predicted everyone
And I know exactly how it's done
Stephen Hawking's travelling forward in time
So he can find World Cup winners out
Stephen Hawking's travelling forward in time
In a machine he's told no one about
Every day he's down the book
And he knows the score
And then he gets in his machine
And he goes back for more
Stephen Hawking has the formula to always win
I'd do the same if I were him

You shouldn't mess around if you
Have a time machine
But he's Stephen Hawking and
That's his excuse
It's really disappointing such
A brilliant machine
Has not been put to better use

But Stephen Hawking's travelling
Forward in time
Like an '80s-robot-voiced Doctor Who
Stephen Hawking's travelling forward in time
Like he can only be expected to do
Unfortunately he can only place bets
For small amounts of money so
That no one suspects
It isn't quite as lucrative as it sounds
He'll only win 150 pounds