Jay Foreman - The Procrastinator lyrics
[Jay Foreman - The Procrastinator lyrics]
I am the procrastinator make way for me
I will do everything eventually
But first I'll fold my clothes
And pile them up in
Order so the largest thing is on the floor
And then I'll take my phone and get rid
Of the messages that I don't need anymore
I'll make a numbered list of
Things I have to do sit long on the toilet
Even though I don't need to
Build a playing card tower
Have a power shower
Bite my nails, pick my nails
Doing nothing never fails la la la la la la
La la la la
La la la la la la, la la la la la la
I am the procrastinator make way for me
I will do everything eventually
But first I'll go outside and get a bit
Of exercise by riding around on my bike
And then I'll go next door
And spend hours talking
To the guy that I don't even like
I'll take my posters down and
Put them up again
Go on my computer, log on MSN
MSN mSN
Who said MSN?
If you go on MSN
A terrible thing will happen to you
You will sit and stare for hours
And people you don't like will talk to you
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
Don't go on MSN
They say "Hi!", you say "Hi!" back
They say how are you?
You say good thanks, how are you?
They say fine thanks
And you'll say nothing else all afternoon
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
Don't go on MSN
I will do everything eventually
But first I'll fold my clothes
And pile them up in
Order so the largest thing is on the floor
And then I'll take my phone and get rid
Of the messages that I don't need anymore
I'll make a numbered list of
Things I have to do sit long on the toilet
Even though I don't need to
Build a playing card tower
Have a power shower
Bite my nails, pick my nails
Doing nothing never fails la la la la la la
La la la la
La la la la la la, la la la la la la
I am the procrastinator make way for me
I will do everything eventually
But first I'll go outside and get a bit
Of exercise by riding around on my bike
And then I'll go next door
And spend hours talking
To the guy that I don't even like
I'll take my posters down and
Put them up again
Go on my computer, log on MSN
MSN mSN
Who said MSN?
If you go on MSN
A terrible thing will happen to you
You will sit and stare for hours
And people you don't like will talk to you
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
Don't go on MSN
They say "Hi!", you say "Hi!" back
They say how are you?
You say good thanks, how are you?
They say fine thanks
And you'll say nothing else all afternoon
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
Don't go on MSN