Jello Biafra, Melvins - McGruff the Crime Dog lyrics

Thank you, Osama you are the savior
Of our economy today now that the dot coms
Choked on their stock frauds
Gold mine's Homeland Security
Why not hire half the country
To spy on the other half?
No more unemployment or privacy enjoyment
Think of the dividends who can we trust?
We trust McGruff The Crime Dog
Our OG tV Narc
Since you've accepted being drug tested
At work, At school, At play, At home
You'll each rejoice at your new companion
Who follows you everywhere you go
Always dressed in a trenchcoat
And a McGruff doggie mask
Never know who they are
Cuz you know better than to ask
Who do we trust?
We trust McGruff The Crime Dog
Total Awareness
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows when you've been bad or good
So be good for the sake of
McGruff the Crime Dog
Watching your every move
Your guardian angel in a doggie mask
In bed while you're asleep no home invasions
Beside you when you get it on no date rape
Stick a thumbtack up your butt
When you're slacking on the job together
We will protect our way of life
Report all suspicious activity
Turn in your friends
Keep your home terrorist free
Take a Bite Out of Crime
Take a Bite Out of Crime!