Jemaine Clement - Tale Of The Tongan Ninja lyrics

A stories told where the sand is
Gold and it's never cold
The tale of the Tongan Ninja
(The Tongan Ninja)
Feet so fast, like a dynamite blast
'cept on your ass
Talkin' bout the Tongan Ninja
(The Tongan Ninja)

One day he went swimming with his father
But his father was eaten by piranhas
They ate him like we eat bananas
But then a ''wham'' and a ''pow''
Sione for now, survived somehow
And a ''whack'' and a ''bam''
Swam back to the land
And was found by the hand of Mr Magasaki
Who trained him in ninjutsu
He kick and punch and flip
So because he was a Tongan and he
Was a ninja he adopted the name
The Tongan Ninja he'll kick your head
And with the other leg he'll make his bed
Talkin' bout the Tongan Ninja
(The Tongan Ninja) he's like-able
But that's until it's you he kills
Talkin' bout the Tongan Ninja
(The Tongan Ninja)
You'll know it's him by shuriken
And his chocolate skin
Talkin' bout the Tongan Ninja wa Wa Waaaaaa

The Tongan Ninja (Ohhhwaaaa)
The Tongan Ninja