Jerry Lee Lewis, Jon Brion, Tim McGraw - Middle Age Crazy (2010) lyrics

Today he traded his big '98 Oldsmobile
He got a heck of a deal on a new Porsche car
He ain't wearing his usual gray business suit
He's got jeans and high boots
With an embroidered star

And today he's forty years old
Going on twenty
Don't look for the gray in his
Hair 'cause he ain't got any
He's got a young thing beside him
That just melts in his hand
He's middle aged crazy
Trying to prove he still can

He's gotta a woman he's loved for a long
Long time at home
Ah, but the thrill is all gone
When they cut down the lights
They'vе got a business that they
Spent a whilе coming by
Been a long uphill climb but
Now the profit's are high
But today he's forty years old
Going on twenty
And he hears of sordid affairs
And he ain't had any
And the young thing beside him
You know she understands
That he's middle aged crazy
Trying to prove he still can