JMX (Youtuber), Parris, Quadeca - It's Not Everyday Bro (Jake Paul Diss Track) lyrics

Woo! Jakey, you're snake-y, you're snake-y
(You're a snake)
Jakey, you look like you're eighteen
(Jake, underage)
Jakey,  believe me, you're cringe-y  (Ayy)
Jakey, you probably got a small D (D)
Jakey, you're snake-y, you're snake-y
(Jake, you're a snake)
Jakey,  you look like you're eighteen 
(Underage)
Jakey, you probably got an STD (HIV)
You can bet on me, yeah, yeah, yeah

Jake Paul been cryin' like he is the victim
(True) pR told him to diss
Himself to avoid criticism (Ayy)
Embarassin', you probably did this
'cause your therapist
But you still racist, you really joked
Your fan was a terrorist, so arrogant!
(Uh) i'm gettin' up on the track


There will be no comparisons
Sat down and listened, it sounds like
You're sick, clear that nose
Let me get you a Claratin (yeah, yeah, yeah)
You're from America
That makes it hard to say I'm an American
(Ayy) get out my area! This is faker
Than your entire marriage is (Ho-ho-ho-ho)
Hilarious, dude
You literally got married for
Views, called up your girl
She don't care about you
Views is why you give to charity, too
Views is the reason I parody you
Jake Paul, you a bitch, when
I'm done with this verse
You'll be callin' it quit's (Ayy, ayy)
Am I makin' you angry? You ball up
Your fists, so easy on yourself
You gon' call that a diss?
(yeah, ayy, ayy, yeah)
Now your subs droppin' like you on a stage
You described yourself as "YouTube Dr dre"
Bro, you got to wait
I'm abusin' you bloody like you left
Alisa back on a date
Oh no! That's something I need
To set straight I
Don't need you to fly me to LA (LA)
I just need you to never get in a studio
Ever again no matter how highly you get paid!
Yeah, Quadeca on the track

Woo! Jakey, you're snake-y, you're snake-y
(You're a snake)
Jakey, you look like you're eighteen
(Jake, underage)
Jakey, believe me, you're cringe-y (Ayy)
Jakey, you probably got a small D (D)
Jakey, you're snake-y, you're snake-y
(Jake, you're a snake)
Jakey, you look like you're eighteen
(Underage)
Jakey, you probably got an STD (HIV)
You can bet on me, yeah, yeah, yeah

Got no Disney Channel show
So no Disney Channel flow
And, unlike me, you are just the number two
Bro
You're a fail, all your music's getting old
It's getting stale
Going to feel like you dropped the soap
Even though you got out of jail
Downgraded from Alisa
Bet you miss her while you wank
And yeah, you may be gettin' bank
But now she be gettin' Banks (Cash)
Anyways, racist
You told your fan he about to send the nuke
(Boom) how'd you get so many subs?
That's just a fuckin' fluke (How?)
I just checked out Jerika and
I wanted to puke (Ick)
You are just an evil guy Anakin, not Luke
Yeah, you're like McGregor in the tenth round
You about to go to jail
Prepare to get bent down (Boom)
You gon' wish I never sent now
All this shit is faker than
Your marriage with pretend vows
And like the movie, you should get out
You've been lyin' to all your
Viewers just to get clout (Clout)
Man said, "PewDiePie is next"
"got the brand-new Rolex and it
Mat' the Lambo too" (Clout)
And you really call them 'lyrics'? What
The fuck is wrong with you?
All that shit is rented
Probably rented your lyrics too
I would go and get a refund for
Those bars if I were you
And if Nick Crompton were straight, well
Then he would've fired you
And your clothin' line is shit
But at least it's not called "Tank"
You're a weed and a meme
But I ain't talkin' 'dank' (yeah, yeah)

Woo! Jakey, you're snake-y, you're snake-y
(You're a snake)
Jakey, you look like you're eighteen
(Jake, underage)
Jakey, believe me, you're cringe-y (Ayy)
Jakey, you probably got a small D (D)
Jakey, you're snake-y, you're snake-y
(Jake, you're a snake)
Jakey, you look like you're eighteen
(Underage)
Jakey, you probably got an STD (HIV)
You can bet on me, yeah, yeah, yeah