John Grant - Snug Slacks lyrics

Is it difficult for you to be so beautiful?
Or do you find the
Advantages tend to outweigh
The disadvantages? Am I being rude?
I'm sorry, i've never really had
The appropriate attitude
Do you think that life is easier when
One looks as good as you do?
Or do people always say
That you're a narcissist?
Do they ingratiate themselves to you
And act all obsequious? Come on now baby
You can tell me it's just
Between the two of us

Snug slacks baby snug slacks
Now you're giving me a different
Kind of panic attack, i said a
Sick joke, baby crack smoke
Now take me out in your pick
Up for a midnight poke
I said Stonehenge baby drug binge
Now you got me all damp
Down in my netherlands
Snug slacks baby snug slacks
Now let's get you out of those and see
What kind of punch your manhood packs

You know it takes an ass like yours
To make it possible for me
To have developed such a very
High tolerance for inappropriate behaviour
I mean I can take it or leave it
I don't need it
And I hope I haven't spoken out of turn
But, if you'd be so kind I could use
Some help with my thesis on carpet burn
By the way I got tickets for
Us to see Joan Baez tonight
Oh? I guess I misunderstood
I never heard of Joan as policewoman
But, I do love me some Angie Dickinson
And let's be clear, joan Baez makes GG Allin
Look like Charlene Tilton

Snug slacks baby snug slacks
Now you're giving me a different
Kind of panic attack
I said sick joke, baby crack smoke
Now take me out in your pick
Up for a midnight poke
I said Stonehenge baby drug binge
Now you got me all damp
Down in my netherlands
Snug slacks baby snug slacks
Now let's get you out of those and see
What kind of punch your manhood packs