John Grant, Amanda Palmer - You & Him lyrics

You're so hot I bet you hear that a lot
You're so cool I almost wish I were you
You're so slick it's like
You're not even trying
You're so fine but can you
Tell that I'm lying?
You're so cute but you remind
Me of somebody else
It's on the tip of my tongue
No it's not Orson Welles
You're so ambitious you just
Know you're gonna win
You're so cute I hope they
Taught you how to swim

You and Hitler oughta get together
You oughta learn to knit
And wear matching sweaters
You oughta learn the finer
Points of decoupage
You oughta spend your weekends
Cleaning out the garage
You and Hitler oughta tie the knot
You could do it at Taco Bell
To spice up the plot
Get on the phone and call your buddy Pol Pot
You could play some Twister and
Watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot

You're so sweet I really love how you hate
You seem like someone they
Should chemically castrate
I bet you're planning to have 17 kids
Then 2 nanoseconds later you'll regret
That you did because you're not thinking
You have trouble with that
You think you're super special but
You're just a big twat
You probably went to Chernobyl
For your honeymoon
You probably acted surprised when they
Showed you the room

You and Hitler oughta get together
You oughta learn to knit
And wear matching sweaters
You oughta learn the finer
Points of decoupage
You oughta spend your weekends
Cleaning out the garage
You and Hitler oughta tie the knot
You could do it at Taco Bell
To spice up the plot
Get on the phone and call your buddy Pol Pot
You could play some Twister and
Watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot
You and Hitler oughta get together
You oughta learn to knit
And wear matching sweaters
You oughta learn the finer
Points of decoupage
You oughta spend your weekends
Cleaning out the garage
You and Hitler oughta tie the knot
You could do it at Taco Bell
To spice up the plot
Get on the phone and call your buddy Pol Pot
You could play some Twister and
Watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot