Josh Lovelace, Ben Rector - A Bear in the Woods lyrics
[Josh Lovelace, Ben Rector - A Bear in the Woods lyrics]
A bear in the woods ate my underwear
I was swimmin' at the creek
When I left 'em there
He thought it was a snack
Someone left to share
Yeah, a bear in the woods ate my underwear
A bear in the woods ate my underwear
I was swimmin' at the creek
When I left 'em there
He thought it was a snack
Someone left to share
Yeah, a bear in the woods ate my underwear
Uh, hey Josh it's me, Ben hey Ben!
You're never gonna believe this, but I
Too, while swimming in a crick
Had my undies eaten by a bear you're kidding
I'm not kidding, and this is
How it went one, two, three!
Like a jay bird swimmin' in the open sea
I was lookin' for a towel
Or maybe some leaves
Like the day I was born, like Adam and Eve
There was a full moon out for
All the world to see
I never saw him comin', I never heard a peep
While I was splish splish splashin'
He was snackin' on my briefs
When I got out of the water
Went and hid behind a tree
'Cause a bear in the woods stole my dignity
A bear in the woods ate my underwear
I was swimmin' at the creek
When I left 'em there
He thought it was a snack
Someone left to share
Yeah, a bear in the woods ate my underwear
A bear in the woods ate my underwear
I was swimmin' at the creek
When I left 'em there
He thought it was a snack
Someone left to share
Yeah, a bear in the woods ate my underwear
Hey bear, get back here!
Those are my briefs! C'mon man!
How em-BEAR-assing this is un-BEAR-able
I was swimmin' at the creek
When I left 'em there
He thought it was a snack
Someone left to share
Yeah, a bear in the woods ate my underwear
A bear in the woods ate my underwear
I was swimmin' at the creek
When I left 'em there
He thought it was a snack
Someone left to share
Yeah, a bear in the woods ate my underwear
Uh, hey Josh it's me, Ben hey Ben!
You're never gonna believe this, but I
Too, while swimming in a crick
Had my undies eaten by a bear you're kidding
I'm not kidding, and this is
How it went one, two, three!
Like a jay bird swimmin' in the open sea
I was lookin' for a towel
Or maybe some leaves
Like the day I was born, like Adam and Eve
There was a full moon out for
All the world to see
I never saw him comin', I never heard a peep
While I was splish splish splashin'
He was snackin' on my briefs
When I got out of the water
Went and hid behind a tree
'Cause a bear in the woods stole my dignity
A bear in the woods ate my underwear
I was swimmin' at the creek
When I left 'em there
He thought it was a snack
Someone left to share
Yeah, a bear in the woods ate my underwear
A bear in the woods ate my underwear
I was swimmin' at the creek
When I left 'em there
He thought it was a snack
Someone left to share
Yeah, a bear in the woods ate my underwear
Hey bear, get back here!
Those are my briefs! C'mon man!
How em-BEAR-assing this is un-BEAR-able