J.T. Machinima, TEAMHEADKICK - Doomguy Vs Master Chief lyrics

Forget my real name
Just call me the Doom Guy!
I've been here 23 years
Chief you're the new guy!
How many times you ripped me off?
I don't wanna sue ya!
You're just an expensive weapon but I don't
Feel bad for fuckin' your suit up!
I've conquered the armies of Hell 5
Goddamn times in a row!
And the clip on my weapon is massive
Cause I don't have the time to reload!
So keep on walkin' tall
The bigger the tree the harder the fall!
How many weapons you carryin', John?
Because I'm packin' an arsenal!

How many weapons do I need? JUST ONE
I'm the weapon it don't matter
The gun I'm carryin'!
You must have hit your head a
Million times on a tree!
Cause you have lost your friggin' mind if
You think you're better than me!
UNSC, Master Chief, I'm worldwide!
When I'm runnin' and gunnin'
My barrel is hummin' and aliens die!
You're really disgustin' what's with
Rippin' off chins?
Haven't you heard about the danger
Of blood borne pathogens?

Save the world it's the cliche thing to do!
If you got praises I'm the
Guy you sing'em to!
You'd better know me, I'm iconic!
Stoppin' evil plots when they're diabolic!
The stakes are high, the chips are down!
So climb aboard, we're shippin' out!
Bein' a hero ain't so tough!
When you love to blow stuff up!

Enough of the games, John
You're about to laid off!
Don't make me unmake you then lay
You to waste with a chainsaw!
Without your super soldier juice I
Bet you ain't strong!
You weigh a thousand pounds, wow
You need some weight loss!
You go mess with ancient temples while
I mess with Demon tech!
When I empty out my ammo
Then you're gettin' beat to death!
I paved the way for FPS
Nobody's gonna forget me yet!
You wanna finish the fight but we
Haven't even gotten messy yet!

Hold up, if I need weight loss
You need facial surgery!
Look at yourself in the mirror, Doomguy
It's a tragedy! You're into makin' a mess
I'm into doin' it clean!
My mission is precision
One shot is all that I need!
LISTEN! You think you're scary cause
You're covered in blood!
Well you're NOT, you're a BITCH
What you know bout the Flood? NOTHIN'!
I'm the one that's keepin'
Hell populated with souls
While you sit there lickin' your
Lips over Demon gloryholes

Save the world it's the cliche thing to do!
If you got praises I'm the
Guy you sing'em to!
You'd better know me, I'm iconic!
Stoppin' evil plots when they're diabolic!
The stakes are high, the chips are down!
So climb aboard, we're shippin' out!
Bein' a hero ain't so tough!
When you love to blow stuff up!

If you don't put me to sleep
Then maybe Halo's story will!
I gotta hand it to ya, Chief
You'll be my greatest Glory Kill!
I'll scare away the Covenant and put
A Halo on your head!
They call you the Demon? Maybe I
Should grab a cross instead!
And THEN I'll knock you dead!
You're nothin' but a Space Cadet
I prefer a place that's warmer!
You work at McDonald's? Because I
Know you hate takin' orders!
I've gone through tons of bosses
But I've only got one job!
Even Elites will be impressed
When I drop all of their jaws!

Step to me and I guarantee that
I will make you famous!
Everybody knows that I'm the pro when
It comes to wreckin' anus!
What do I gotta do to prove to
You that you're nothin' but a lackey?
Forget my real name too
Chump! Just call me Daddy!
You're messy and disheveled
Better get up onto my level!
I'm a BR Rockstar I don't give
A f- about the devil!
I saved the world, and I got the girl
And I got nothin' to prove!
You wanna 1v1? Then come get some!
Welcome to your DOOM!

Save the world it's the cliche thing to do!
If you got praises I'm the
Guy you sing'em to!
You'd better know me, I'm iconic!
Stoppin' evil plots when they're diabolic!
The stakes are high, the chips are down!
So climb aboard, we're shippin' out!
Bein' a hero ain't so tough!
When you love to blow stuff up!