Julia Engelmann - AKA BTW Cheatday lyrics

Yeah I know sometimes the world might not
Always make sense to you right now
You feel weak,  you're so confused:
Is this even German anymore?
But straighten up,  little language soldier
What're you crying about?
Mommy is always here to put
Them in order for you

AI, ASMR, anti-aging
AF, AMA, airbrush, airbag
Admin, add-on, all the single ladies
And as always açaí bowl, baby
BBC, BJJ, back to back, body-check
Beauty shot, beauty kit
Botox, bitch, boomerang
Breakdance, breakfast, beef, boss, beatbox
Boxershorts, blind date, BÄM
Bliss, bedazzled, bougie, #blessed
Big time, Big Mac, big bucks, Big Ben
Big band, big bang, break a leg
Buzzfeed, business, brainfuck, brainfog
"boom boom boomdom boom boom boom bass"
Clickbait, cringe clips, cheat
Day, caption this
Cake, clout, cougar, cockpit, cop
I can't even, can you not?
Diss, degree, disagree
Bittersweet that's not D
Extra, easy, full-on on fleek
Flat white, fake lash, faux freckles, freak
Go!, golden latte, granny panties
Generally, gluten, glamping
Ghetto, gospel, glam, team gay
Equal gender, equal pay
Hailey, I know you miss your handbag
And I knowhome office hype
But I'll buy humblebrag headbands
And (high five) Harry Styles hairstyles
I like Insta, I like ice cream
It's iconic, IF, iced tea, i like, IDGAF
And I'm so hear for that Blue Ivy
Joggen, jobben, jumbo, JOMO
Junkfood, junkmail, Joker, jet stream
Joy Division, joystick, jam sess'
Jingle, jeans and Jetski kitesurfer
Lose yourself, it's a lewk, gives
Me life, lip kit
Low-key, lunchtime, let's do it
Let it go, go, led, lcd, lp, la, lmfao
Loft, late night, lift, live, lit, light
Literally, lifetime
Music makes you lose control
Midlife crisis, mix, I'm not mad
Meal prep, my face when, mansplain, mukbang
Milf, mail, my milkshake, microfinance, MMA
Nooooooooooow this is a story all about N
So: nonprofit, never mind, not, never, no
I'd like to say offshore and
Odd choice and OH
So tell you how I became the
Prince of a pop-up store
Pro, place, PopSockets, pun, peppermint
PowerPoint, plug-in, Panama Paper, print
Peace, pipeline, pin, PewDiePie quote queen
Room tour is for real, reboot, RT, relevant
Ranking, rave, reset, rafting, roaming
Realtalk rant
"Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam, shimmy yay"
Sugar daddy, sugar babe, "Swalla la la"
Stan, superstitious, my snap, back zip slip
Soy boy, scam, sister, spill
The tea, shit'storm
Snake, shook, suspicious, my shake
Shot, shirt, ship
Spinn-off, Snape, sip, skirt, shameless plug
Sitcom why are we all super stressed out?
(stressed out)
Why is her name Stormi Webster? (Webster)
Swaghetti Yolonese, sad, small
Talk, Scorsese
And why do we all want to stand out?
(stand out)
Too cool for school, too soon, time's up
To go from trash pop to topshop
That feeling when, double tab
Teenager, thrust tweet
Thumbnail, TanaCon, too long, did not read
Team, tattoo, training, ticket
Trick or treat
USP, UPS, VR, vegan, vape wort it?
Web, wording, wake-up call, worksheet
And my WIFI woke up like this, Winehouse
Why are you winning that wicked game?
White House, work-life-wrap, whistle-blow
Winter game, whiteout xING
Young money zaddy

Oh Internet, oh Internet
Look at what you've done
You are still the one to blame
Dass ich kein Deutsch mehr sprechen kann
There's an English girl inside of me
And, guys, she has left her house
Because she things she speaks so good
(which I must say I highly doubt)
In fact her Denglish really sounds
(if you hear her speak it loud)
Not like the yellow of the egg
But on the other hand it goes