Kelly Mantle, Wendy Ho, Bownce - Eliminated lyrics

The people wanna know: Kelly
What was you thinkin'?
Your homemade dress is kinda cute
But it looks like bacon?

Struttin' down the runway in my Downton Abbey
Bacon dress trés chic
But Michelle says I look shabby
I should've worn a lace front
A Wigs By Vanity in my hair
C'mon now, it's Drag Race not the county fair

Eliminated? Don't you know who I think I am?
I thought my hem was tight
Santino said it was lousy
What the fuck you know
Bitch? And why your eyes so drowsy?
You sa-sashayed away on Project
Runway long ago
Carry on auf Wiedersehen i don't think so
Cuz you was

Eliminated! Don't you know who I think I am?
Eliminated! C'mon now

It don't matter to me
It ain't reality no, no, no
It don't matter to me bye Felicia
Imma live my life free, yeah

At least Adam Lambert said I look like a lady
Mike Ruiz take my picture please
But don't be so shady
I'm not the queen of queens
RuPaul holds the title
I'm just a jester in this game of survival
And I was

Don't you know who I think I am?

Now I'm not a seamstress because I don't sew
But check my IMDb watch my Star Meter grow
I guess my dress wasn't best
It left me forsaken
At least I'm one degree away from Kevin Bacon

"You're eliminated"
Don't you know who I think I am?

It don't matter to me
It ain't reality no, no, no
It don't matter to me bye Felicia
Imma live my life free, yeah

(Bownce) never been voted off of a show
You could say that I'm undefeated
Then again, I never been on a show
And if I was then I probably would've cheated
Television and radio
It's hard for me not to be conceited
When everybody already knows who BOWNCE is!
(Who?) welcome to tribunal
A fancy word for an election
Before you cast a vote know I
Don't do well with rejection
Mama loves how far I made it
So think twice before you say it
Cuz the minute my name's degraded
You'll be the one who's eliminated!

Don't you know who I think I am?
I guess in the end all I've got to say is:
If life eliminates you, make e lemonade!
Get it? E lemonade

Don't you know who I think I am? Eliminated
Don't you know who I think I am?