Kidkanevil, Jehst - Rap Biscuits Intro lyrics

They say I'm looking bloated no kid
You can never have enough of the sugar coated
A product that you need
But didn't even know it
One shot contain your
Recommended daily dosage
Of synthesised non-essential amino acids
And e-numbers keep the kids hyperactive
But taken as part of a balanced diet
So we can all be diabetics with angina
It's all good
We've got the medicine to treat that
It's full of sugar and fat
I recommend you eat that
You only live once, go on, risk it
Plus there's no value added tax
On a rap biscuit it's addictive
The food's crack
Might jack a little kiddie for
A Hello Kitty food snack
Get smacked for the Sunny D
Hit the Chinese, tell 'em
'Go heavy on the MSG'
Just some of the many side effects available
Turn cookie monster for the
Crumbs on the table
They tell me the health benefit's debatable
So if you got an allergy make
Sure you read the label

I sell rap biscuit's (Haha, what?)
I sell rap biscuit's (What)
Warning: May contain nuts
Please you'll end up with
Tapeworm lacing your guts
Even caramel wafers is getting touched
The scoops in my biscuit truck
Who tears it up?

I'm going hard
Candy coat the violence with no regard
You love the bubble gum (Pop)
Violet Beauregarde
Augustus Gloop on a busted loop
My competition got nutritional fruit
But only just recouped
We got the chocolate peanut butter soup
Get the fuck out the way
My Oompa Loompas are coming through
Take your Tunnock's teacake off the top spot
Brimstone Rap Biscuit's in your corner shop
Available in a variety of fruit flavours
Obesity is headlining all the newspapers
But there's no such thing as bad publicity
Serving something syrup to little
Kids and teenagers

I sell rap biscuit's
Kidkanevil sell rap biscuit's
Warning: May contain nuts
Please you'll end up with
Tapeworm lacing your guts
Even caramel wafers is getting touched
The scoops in my biscuit truck
Who tears it up?

Warning: May contain nuts
Please you'll end up with
Tapeworm lacing your guts
Even caramel wafers is getting touched
The scoops in my biscuit truck
Who tears it up?