Kinetics, Diana Gordon - Graduation Song lyrics

So if you don't remember all
The drinks that we poured
If you don't remember all
The rules we ignored
If you don't remember all the
Reasons that we laughed
Cause you start to lose track as time goes by
If you don't remember sneakin'
In the side door
And if you don't remember skinny
Dippin' at the gorge
If you only can remember one thing at all
You have to promise me that
You'll remember to call so I can say "Hi!"

So take a shower, shine your shoes, brother
Ain't no time to lose, brother
We're about to booze, brother
We're about to throw a celebration
In honor of separation
Before we have to say goodbye
Cause, I woulda never made it through without
Each and every one of y'all
I woulda never made it
Through without the Adderall
I woulda never made it
Through without my Ray-Bans
No teacher's lookin' in my eyes
Cause, I would rather relax in my castle
Havin' class was a hassle
Hopin' this razzle dazzle pays off when they
Pass me my cap and my tassel
But as the hours and the minutes diminish
I think about the business
That we left unfinished
Like who is gonna claim all this
Random jewelry that's on my nightstand?
I guess I know why they
Call it a one-night stand
But even if you can't remember names
If you could remember everything
It wouldn't be the same

So if you don't remember all
The drinks that we poured
If you don't remember all
The rules we ignored
If you don't remember all the
Reasons that we laughed
Cause you start to lose track as time goes by
If you don't remember sneakin'
In the side door
And if you don't remember skinny
Dippin' at the gorge
If you only can remember one thing at all
You have to promise me that
You'll remember to call so I can say "Hi!"

Ayo my life is like a picture
Of a lot of liquor
An exotic mixture of elixir
And a sorority mixer
But this here, will probably be the last time
I can hit on so many girls
Without spending my last dime
Thankfully I passed wines
What did I take wines for?
Nobody ever used any of that on wine tours
But, I guess that's the common theme
Everything you know right now will one
Day all just be a dream
And these faces that are glowing
Are going to be unknown
When the place to which you're going is
What you will call a home
And you'll forget about the Palms
And all of the sake bombs
But, I hope you don't forget about us
So even if you've lost every
Single note from class
Hopefully you come across the notes
That we used to pass
And I know you will have thoughts of
What we did in the stacks
I gotta say, your brain is really worth an A+
So this is dedicated to a
Stadium of dissipated hockey crowds
Dedicated to an empty table at Souvlaki House
Hopin' that you call me
When you get out to Wall Street
I don't ever wanna lose touch
I wanna be like ay shorty, ay shorty
I just wanna say shorty
I miss you more than I used to miss my 8: 40
Cause sometimes that is all you wanna hear
When the buzz from the beer disappears

So if you don't remember all
The drinks that we poured
If you don't remember all
The rules we ignored
If you don't remember all the
Reasons that we laughed
Cause you start to lose track as time goes by
If you don't remember sneakin'
In the side door
And if you don't remember skinny
Dippin' at the gorge
If you only can remember one thing at all
You have to promise me that
You'll remember to call so I can say "Hi!"