Kip Addotta - Wet Dream lyrics

It was April the forty-first
Being a quadruple leap year
I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My Barracuda was in the shop
So I was in a rented Stingray
And it was overheating

So I pulled into a Shell Station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the dam thing
And leave my private life out of it
Okay pal?" while they were doing that
I walked over to a place
Called the Oyster Bar, a real dive
But I knew the owner
He used to play for the Dolphins
I said "Hi Gil"
You have to yell, he's hard of herring

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh wet dream

Gil was also down on his luck
Fact is he was barely keeping
His head below water
I bellied up to the sandbar
He poured me the usual

Rusty snail, hold the grunion
Shaken not stirred
With a peanut butter and jellyfish
Sandwich on the side heavy on the mako

I slipped him a fin on porpoise
I was feeling good
I even dropped a sand dollar in
The box for Jerry's squids for the halibut

Well the place was crowded
We were packed in like sardines
They were all there to listen to the
Big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal what sole

Tommy was rockin' the place with
A very popular tuna salmon Chanted Evening
And the stage was surrounded
By screaming groupers
Probably there to see the bass player

One of them was this cute little yellowtail
And she's giving me the eye
So I figured this is my
Chance for a little fun
You know, piece of Pisces

But she said things I just couldn't fathom
She was too deep
Seemed to be under a lot of pressure
Boy, could she drink she drank like a
She drank a lot

I said "What's your sign"
She said "Aquarium"
I said "Great, let's get tanked"

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh wet dream
I invited her to my place for a midnight bait
I said "Come on baby
It'll only take a few minnows"
She threw me that same old line
"Not tonight, I gotta haddock"

And she wasn't kidding either
Cause in came the biggest
Meanest looking haddock
I'd ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels

He came over to me and said
"Listen, shrimp
Don't you come trollin' around here"
What a crab this guy was steamed
I could see the anchor in his eyes

I turned to him, I said
"A balone, you're just being shellfish"
Well, I knew it was going to
Be trouble and so did Gil
‘Cause he was already on the
Phone to the cods

The haddock hit's me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook he eels over
It was a fluke but there he was
Lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel
Kelpless

I said "Forget the cods Gil
This guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the
Way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me, she said
"Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish
What's your name" i said "Marlin"

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh wet dream

Well, from then on we had a whale of a time
I took her to dinner, I took her to dance
I bought her a bouquet of flounders
And then I went home with her
And what did I get for my trouble
A case of the clams

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Wet dream cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Wet dream cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh