Kreayshawn, Christina Pazsitzky - The Mom Song lyrics
[Kreayshawn, Christina Pazsitzky - The Mom Song lyrics]
Hey (Oh) man, being a mom sucks ass
(But, I love it, hell yeah, Sucks ass)
I can't do shit anymore, I'm fuckin' bored
I got no life, oh, no life skrrt
I got hella kids
(Hella kids) and they all up in my business
I can't do shit, man
(Man) these kids, they really reckless
Kids always watchin' Paw Patrol on my TV
(Turn it off)
I just wanna watch Gossip Girl
Can you leave me alone
I wanna stare at my phone and watch Tik Toks
(Baby) but, I gotta wash shitty drawers
And your dirty socks
I miss sleepin' and fuckin' anywhere I want
(I do) now I'm breast feedin' in the
Bathroom at a restaurant (Ugh)
Callin' me to come out past six PM? (Nope)
It's dinner time, cookin' macaroni again
(Yup) you still belong to the streets
Now there's piss in my sheets (There is)
All my friеnds askin' me to do ketamine (Ugh)
I got kids, man, I can't do that (Nopе)
I can't do that (Nope) I can't do that
I got a baby, I can't do that (Nope)
I can't do that (Nope) I can't do that
Buyin' up free granola bars
For the field trip
I can't do that (Nope) I can't do that
Can't even think of a fucking (I'm fucked up)
Way to finish this song
(What?) 'cause my brain's fried
(Mom brain) I can't do it
"I'm so tired, I used to be cool"
(I've changed so many diapers)
"Why does nobody tell me I'm tired of sleep"
"I used to go to the clubs"
(So much poop in my life)
"And see bands play"
"Gotta take the dump, loan, in five years"
"Who needs to see this much shit everywhere?"
"Asleep by nine thirty, dog"
(Watchin' me, two kids)
"Wake up at six who wakes up at six?"
"I pull batteries out of their mouth "
Hittin' Target twice a week (No)
Got Starbucks just to tweak
(Air conditioning)
Target Cabernet Lexapro just to sleep
(Good night) so excited buying' powder for
My husband's feet
Gotta record a podcast for next week
(Four strokes)
Lipstick on the walls, turds in the tub
(Yuck) piss in my Hydro Flask (Ugh)
Just wanna hit the club (He's friendly)
Used to dry hump Puerto Ricans (Yay)
Now I'm home on the weekend (Go change)
Want dick? Gotta schedule it
(Mmm right before ninety day fiancé)
I got kids, man, I can't do that (Nope)
I can't do that (Nope) I can't do that
I got a baby, I can't do that (Nope)
I can't do that (Nope) I can't do that
Buyin' up free granola bars
For the field trip
I can't do that (Nope) I can't do that
Can't even think of a fucking (I'm fucked up)
Way to finish this song
(What?) 'cause my brain's fried
(Mom brain) I can't do it
"Kreayshawn, mom tit's together
On this joint, as they say i'm gonna go home
I gotta go to bed it's
Almost eight o' clock i'm exhausted
Who stays up this late?"
"Gotta go home and milk my husband he's
All backed up he's all pissed
Grumblin' about
The trash i gotta milk those nuts, drain
The poison from my husband otherwise
My life is a misery"
(But, I love it, hell yeah, Sucks ass)
I can't do shit anymore, I'm fuckin' bored
I got no life, oh, no life skrrt
I got hella kids
(Hella kids) and they all up in my business
I can't do shit, man
(Man) these kids, they really reckless
Kids always watchin' Paw Patrol on my TV
(Turn it off)
I just wanna watch Gossip Girl
Can you leave me alone
I wanna stare at my phone and watch Tik Toks
(Baby) but, I gotta wash shitty drawers
And your dirty socks
I miss sleepin' and fuckin' anywhere I want
(I do) now I'm breast feedin' in the
Bathroom at a restaurant (Ugh)
Callin' me to come out past six PM? (Nope)
It's dinner time, cookin' macaroni again
(Yup) you still belong to the streets
Now there's piss in my sheets (There is)
All my friеnds askin' me to do ketamine (Ugh)
I got kids, man, I can't do that (Nopе)
I can't do that (Nope) I can't do that
I got a baby, I can't do that (Nope)
I can't do that (Nope) I can't do that
Buyin' up free granola bars
For the field trip
I can't do that (Nope) I can't do that
Can't even think of a fucking (I'm fucked up)
Way to finish this song
(What?) 'cause my brain's fried
(Mom brain) I can't do it
"I'm so tired, I used to be cool"
(I've changed so many diapers)
"Why does nobody tell me I'm tired of sleep"
"I used to go to the clubs"
(So much poop in my life)
"And see bands play"
"Gotta take the dump, loan, in five years"
"Who needs to see this much shit everywhere?"
"Asleep by nine thirty, dog"
(Watchin' me, two kids)
"Wake up at six who wakes up at six?"
"I pull batteries out of their mouth "
Hittin' Target twice a week (No)
Got Starbucks just to tweak
(Air conditioning)
Target Cabernet Lexapro just to sleep
(Good night) so excited buying' powder for
My husband's feet
Gotta record a podcast for next week
(Four strokes)
Lipstick on the walls, turds in the tub
(Yuck) piss in my Hydro Flask (Ugh)
Just wanna hit the club (He's friendly)
Used to dry hump Puerto Ricans (Yay)
Now I'm home on the weekend (Go change)
Want dick? Gotta schedule it
(Mmm right before ninety day fiancé)
I got kids, man, I can't do that (Nope)
I can't do that (Nope) I can't do that
I got a baby, I can't do that (Nope)
I can't do that (Nope) I can't do that
Buyin' up free granola bars
For the field trip
I can't do that (Nope) I can't do that
Can't even think of a fucking (I'm fucked up)
Way to finish this song
(What?) 'cause my brain's fried
(Mom brain) I can't do it
"Kreayshawn, mom tit's together
On this joint, as they say i'm gonna go home
I gotta go to bed it's
Almost eight o' clock i'm exhausted
Who stays up this late?"
"Gotta go home and milk my husband he's
All backed up he's all pissed
Grumblin' about
The trash i gotta milk those nuts, drain
The poison from my husband otherwise
My life is a misery"