Kung Fu Vampire, Potluck - No Place Like Home lyrics
[Kung Fu Vampire, Potluck - No Place Like Home lyrics]
We reach for the ones that's having fun
I leap for the sun
No room for the beast to trip
We come together as none
I get praised in the East but the West as one
And the trunks stay hung on
The puncture they done
I’mma leave with a jar full of OG kush
Misperceive who I be but I'mma smoke this bud
You can say "he's bizarre" talking
Out of your tush
Ultimately I’m a star with a much bigger push
Underrated be passing a piece
Living the pipe dream
Sedated and highly educated, my whole team
1 Ton enters the bus through
A smoke filled screen i sprinkle the hash
I smash for the cash and the cream
My steam is vaporized giving me stapled eyes
Ready for pancakes
Maple with bacon up on the side
I protect my stomach so I'm staying alive
Hit the beach with a Mai
Tai drinking for five
It's only noon (dude it's hella early)
It's only noon and motherfuckers
Know I'm a raccoon too soon?
(Well we even got shrooms)
Every lady at the party's looking
Gouda than Hooter chicks
Hooted and booted like we're moving it
Quick then we ruin it
Pursue it we do, my whole crew stay true
Kung Fu dressed in black
On vacation my behavior is lewd
Girls only, I’m sorry dude i’m in a Fuck-fu
Jacker and Bacardi mood
Mexico, Italy, Barbados, Waikiki
Hot spots of the world where I'd like to be
And the party plane just follows
A pimp like me
To the Florida Keys, the island of Belize
Let’s hit the Afghani with Ewoks in the trees
But there ain't no place like
Home in northern Cali
My whole county got the world high
Mary Jane is my main bitch as she worldwide
Alaska thunderfuck and some chocolate top
I got some Himalayan Gold and Hawaiian Haze
Tropical is how I smoke till my dying days
Party like it's Vegas and
I'm turning twenty-one
A blunt before breakfast
Eating burn another one
After noon I start drinking Crown
Royal on the rocks at night I switch it up
And take Crown Royal shots
You think ya smoke big
But I bet we get higher
On another all-nighter
Me and Kung Fu Vampire
Northern California is the home residence
I don’t vote, I grow dope for old presidents
An MC on the mic i live the weed life
I'm connected everywhere like a bees life
The rap gods don' granted all my wishes
Everybody drink up
It's a celebration bitches
Yo Potluck what's up brother, we stocked up
In the hot tub
Down at the beach and we chopped it up
With these chicks popping up out of nowhere
I bet that she blows brass
Said she had no grass
A bottomless Pino glass
Would balance really well on that ass
I kinda just know that
Ripe to get pounded with a monster mash
Is my residential sweet ready
For us to crash?
I'll grab this woman by her ankle
I'm ready to dash
Mexico, Italy, Barbados, Waikiki
Hot spots of the world where I'd like to be
And the party plane just follows
A pimp like me
To the Florida Keys, the island of Belize
Let's hit the Afghani with Ewoks in the trees
But there ain't no place like
Home in northern Cali
My whole county got the world high
Out on a island chilling in the breeze
Got a fine girl beside me and
We puffing on the trees ain't nobody around
So she got on her knees
This is the life that I love
This is all that I need
When it's shady, it's eighty-five degrees
I'm doing what I please
It's me and the weed making
Up the best dream team indeed I told ya
So yeah we got the doja
I'm about to pack my whole suitcase full
And then I wanna go to
Kyoto, Japan eating sushi off a dead bitch
I am a man serving up a big breakfast
Tai Chi with the extra pearl necklace
Battle of the sexes samurai impress
It's a vacation exorcist, Exodus testament
Sex is the trick and breath to
Get next to this effortless where we reign
Hallucinate, taste the kitty on my brain
This shit's amazing
But it's making me insane
Mexico, Italy, Barbados, Waikiki
Hot spots of the world where I'd like to be
And the party plane just follows
A pimp like me
To the Florida Keys, the island of Belize
Let's hit the Afghani with Ewoks in the trees
But there ain't no place like
Home in northern Cali
San Jose got the world high and now me