Kunt And The Gang - I Shit My Pants lyrics
[Kunt And The Gang - I Shit My Pants lyrics]
But I promised to attend
The fancy dress party
Before I don my outfit I go
And have a big shit
Which is very runny and very, very smelly
LITTLE KUNT: You can tell by his smell
That he's not very well
So I get to the party
Still smelling slightly farty
I'm wearing a white clown suit and
Trying to clench my poo chute
I say some quick hello's to
One or two fellows
Then I dash to the bog but
The fucking door is locked
I'm trying to retain control of
My poorly anus hole
I run back down the stairs but
See someone I know there
I get stuck in conversation but
My mind's on defecation
The stomach pains are sharp
Maybe I can get away with just one parp?
LITTLE KUNT: You can tell by his smell
That he's not very well
You can tell by his smell
That he's not very well
What could I do? I did a poo
I farted and I followed through
I made a mess on my fancy dress
I was a clown but now my pants are brown
What could I do? I did a poo
I farted and I followed through
I made a mess on my fancy dress
I was a clown but now my pants are brown
And I can't move but I know I oughta
My cacks are full of rusty water
And warm gravy is dripping from my bum
I've shit my pants in front of everyone
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