L.A. Symphony, BTwice, Cookbook - Champion Birdwatchers lyrics

Ladies and Gentlemen!
The show that you've all been waiting for
Champion Birdwatchers!

How you doin' baby? I see you walk by
I'm wondering if you got wings
You lookin fly
I know a lot a wanna be players sweatin' you
Buy I ain't playin, ' don't diss
Cause I ain't lettin' you

Forget you
Girl you ever heard of revenue? Haven't you?
Ever heard of the chosen few, that I wanna do
What they do better than the rest
Girl I'm tellin' you
Cause the Cook can do somethin'
BTwice could never do

Peace to that cat let's shake the spot
It's getting hot let's thicken the plot
And it don't stop
Teach you all about hip hop
Protect you when it's dark
Check out graffiti marks
Stop to pick you up flowers
Strollin' through this park
Massage your feet at the bus
Stop by the swap meet
Then take you back to the crib to make beats
Show you the city sites
Dinner and candlelight
Cause soon as I recoup
Feed you fresh fruit on the roof

Hey so lady, don't mean to bother you nothin'
But I just wanna get to know you some
Maybe you think and you look at me bumming
But give me a chance so we can have some fun
(Female Singer's Response)
You better keep quick
You might think this funny
But I don't know you and I don't want to
First of all mister, you don't got no money
And when I say you
I mean your whole dang crew

So listen up here, you might think it's funny
But I don't know you and I don't want to
First of all mister, you don't got no money
And when I say you
I mean your whole dang crew

Forget the others, baby, dance with me
They're some jerks and I don't
Want you to get hurt, see?

(Female Singer) why should I trust you?
You run the same crew

(Pigeon John)
Cause they call me Pigeon John and
I'm in love with you so is you is
Or is you ain't my baby?
(Shake it butters, shake it)
Cause lady if you get with me you'll see
Everybody say (Ooh Wee)
Listen baby doll, get to my Ferrari
(Don't go we warn ya) shut up young G! (uh)
Can't you see
I'm tryin' to get something planned?
Well well, young toots?
(Don't listen to him, scram)

Ha! Girl you gonna listen to these foolios?
(Female: No) you wanna come with me
Cause I got Tony Hawk at the studio
Oh, you don't like videos?
How 'bout trips through the city-o?
Did I mention that I'm down with Arsenio?

You gonna by that? I wouldn't even try that
With the call to the cat
On some junior high crap
He'll probably pull your hair next
And trip you down the stair steps
Yo, I wouldn't dare get ill like that
I'm civilized with hospitalized hostility
Put it to rest and test mental ability
I know my calculus, got an A plus
It's you plus me, we be the – (What?)

Look, y'all some busters first of all
Ya stank and you need
Some new clothes to the fullest
And if you skate, die!

(Fading out) hey
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