Laurence O’Keefe, Kerry Butler, Kaitlin Hopkins - Three Bedroom House lyrics
[Laurence O’Keefe, Kerry Butler, Kaitlin Hopkins - Three Bedroom House lyrics]
Out?
Out! Gotta just rip out this page
Bend the bars of this cage and run free!
Free?
Free! No one but Edgar, you and me!
Gotta go find him and move on-
And be gone before the dawn!
Gotta get checkbooks
Checkbooks
Car keys
Car keys
Passports
Passports
Then goodbye!
Toothbrush
Toothbrush
Blankets
Blankets
Daddy?
No
Why?
Shelley, listen to me
What do you do when you blow out a tire?
Tire?
Trash it! Some holes you'll never patch
You'll never patch?
And who do you save when
Your house is on fire?
Fire?
Don't bring the guy who lit the match!
Who lit the match!
So we'll get a post office box
And we're gonna change all the locks
And we're gonna stay with my cousins a while
Then we'll get a three bedroom house
With a white picket fence and
A gun and a lawyer so smile!
Gonna get a homeowner's loan
Could
Gonna get an unlisted phone
Good!
Gonna get away from this town gone insane!
Kinda thought they would
Then we'll get a three bedroom house
A beautiful three bedroom house
Affordable
Three bedroom house
With a great big pit bull on a chain!
Okay okay, Okay, Okay, Okay
Right! Right! Right! Mother, you're right!
Right?
Right! Still kinda sad that my dad
Lost what marbles he had but we're free!
Free!
Free! I'll get a brand new fake ID!
And if we lack for anything I
Can hock this stupid ring!
And we'll get a post office box
And we'll get a front gate that locks!
And we'll get away from those ignorant pigs!
And we'll get a three bedroom house!
A livable three bedroom house
A lovable
Three bedroom house
And some plastic surgery and wigs!
For who?
For all of us
Right
And Edgar will soon have
A garden to walk in
His own driver's license
A car- NO! A van!
And Edgar will soon have
A ballroom to dance in
A good dental plan!
Cause Edgar will soon have a home
Yes, Edgar will soon have a home
A heck of a home!
And we'll get a post office box
And we'll get a front gate that locks
And big electrified fence all around!
Whoa!
And we'll get a three bedroom house-
Or even a two bedroom house-
No, honey a three bedroom house-
Mom do you think Edgar would marry me?
No, honey a three bedroom house
A three bedroom house
In a concrete shelter ten feet underground!
Mom! I want to marry Edgar!
I'm in love with him!
No, Shelley
What?
You're not in love with Edgar!
Yes, I am, mom i love him so much and I
Want to be with him forever-
No, Shelley! It's hideous! It's not right!
You're just like the rest of them!
You don't understand- Shelley! NO!
What about the three bedroom house?
The three bedroom house!
Who do you save when your house is on fire
Your house Is On Fire your house Is On Fire!