Laurence O’Keefe, Kerry Butler, Kaitlin Hopkins - Three Bedroom House lyrics

Out! Out! Out! Time to get out!


Out?


Out! Gotta just rip out this page
Bend the bars of this cage and run free!


Free?


Free! No one but Edgar, you and me!
Gotta go find him and move on-


And be gone before the dawn!


Gotta get checkbooks


Checkbooks


Car keys


Car keys


Passports


Passports


Then goodbye!


Toothbrush


Toothbrush


Blankets


Blankets


Daddy?


No

Why?


Shelley, listen to me
What do you do when you blow out a tire?

Tire?


Trash it! Some holes you'll never patch


You'll never patch?

And who do you save when
Your house is on fire?


Fire?


Don't bring the guy who lit the match!


Who lit the match!


So we'll get a post office box
And we're gonna change all the locks
And we're gonna stay with my cousins a while
Then we'll get a three bedroom house
With a white picket fence and
A gun and a lawyer so smile!


Gonna get a homeowner's loan

Could


Gonna get an unlisted phone


Good!


Gonna get away from this town gone insane!


Kinda thought they would


Then we'll get a three bedroom house


A beautiful three bedroom house


Affordable


Three bedroom house


With a great big pit bull on a chain!


Okay okay, Okay, Okay, Okay
Right! Right! Right! Mother, you're right!


Right?


Right! Still kinda sad that my dad
Lost what marbles he had but we're free!


Free!


Free! I'll get a brand new fake ID!


And if we lack for anything I
Can hock this stupid ring!



And we'll get a post office box
And we'll get a front gate that locks!


And we'll get away from those ignorant pigs!


And we'll get a three bedroom house!


A livable three bedroom house


A lovable


Three bedroom house


And some plastic surgery and wigs!


For who?


For all of us


Right


And Edgar will soon have


A garden to walk in


His own driver's license


A car- NO! A van!


And Edgar will soon have


A ballroom to dance in


A good dental plan!


Cause Edgar will soon have a home


Yes, Edgar will soon have a home


A heck of a home!
And we'll get a post office box
And we'll get a front gate that locks


And big electrified fence all around!


Whoa!



And we'll get a three bedroom house-


Or even a two bedroom house-


No, honey a three bedroom house-


Mom do you think Edgar would marry me?



No, honey a three bedroom house
A three bedroom house
In a concrete shelter ten feet underground!


Mom! I want to marry Edgar!
I'm in love with him!


No, Shelley

What?

You're not in love with Edgar!


Yes, I am, mom i love him so much and I
Want to be with him forever-

No, Shelley! It's hideous! It's not right!


You're just like the rest of them!


You don't understand- Shelley! NO!



What about the three bedroom house?
The three bedroom house!
Who do you save when your house is on fire
Your house Is On Fire your house Is On Fire!