Lavender Lemonade - Verbatim lyrics

I wear women's underwear
And then I go to strike a
Pose in my full length mirror
I cross my legs just like a queer
But my libido is strong when a lady is near
 ya what defines a straight man's straight?
Is it the boxer in the briefs
Or a 12 ounce steak?
I tell you what a women loves most
It's a man who can slap but can also stroke
Goin' in the wind is an eddy
Of the truth and it's naked
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No more gettin' elated
No more listless invitations
I live by a hospital and every day I go out
Walking past it's sickly windows
I see people dying there
But my tender age makes it hard to care
Incinerator and a big smoke stack
It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh
All I need is a heart attack
C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac
Goin' in the wind is an eddy
Of the truth and it's naked
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No more gettin' elated
No more listless invitations
For the love of fuck for the sake of Pete
Did you ever really think you'd
Love a guy like me?
I am the rooster in the morning
I'm the cock of the day
I'm the boxer in the briefs
I'm a 12 ounce steak
Eh oh, eh oh, eh oh, eh oh
Ya, it's verbatim and ya, and it's naked
And ya, and it's shakin'
It shakes, shakes, shakes