Leah Greenhaus, Sutton Foster, Marissa O’Donnell - I Know It's Today lyrics

Settle in girls, it's story time!

There's a princess in a tower
Oh my gosh, that's just like me!
Poor Rapunzel needs a haircut
But the witch won't set her free
She passes time by singing
Like someone else I know
As years go by she sit's and wait's

As years go by? Uh oh a torturous existence
I don't remember this part!
She wishes she were dead?
Skip ahead! Skip ahead!
But in the end Rapunzel finds a millionaire
The prince is good at climbing
And braiding golden hair!
So I know, he'll appear

Cause there are rules and
There are strictures
I believe the storybooks I
Read by candlelight
My white knight, and his steed
Will look just like these pictures!
It won't be long now, I guarantee!
Day number twenty three

I know it's today i know it's today!

Oh here's a good one! It's a classic!

There's a princess in a coma
Glad it's her instead of me pretty maiden
In a glass box how I wonder does she pee?
Blah blah blah, poison apple
Boring boring, evil queen
Filler filler, been there, read that!

Seven shorties on the scene
Skip ahead, skip ahead!
But in the end the princess
Wakes up with a start
The prince is good at kissing
And melting Snow White's heart!
So I know, he'll appear

And his armor will be blinding!
As shining as his perfect teeth
And manly hose he'll propose
On one knee and our pre-nup will be binding!
About time we set the wedding date!
Day number nine hundred and fifty eight

I know it's today he'll show up today!

There's a princess! Any princess!
Take your pick, they're all like me!
Not exactly, I'm still waiting!
They're out living happily
Ever after better get here
I want love in seconds flat!
No one needs these middle bit's
Oops, did I do that?

Cut the villains, cut the vamping
Cut this fairy tale
Cut the peril and the pitfalls
Cut the puppet and the whale!
Cut the monsters! Cut the curses!
Keep the intro! Cut the verses!
And the waiting! The waiting!

The waiting! The waiting! The waiting!
But, I know, he'll appear
Though I seem a bit bipolar
And I'm a vandal now as well
Hope he won't mind i'm a find, I'm a catch
And a very gifted bowler!
It won't be long now, I guarantee!
Day number

Are you there god? It's me Fiona

It's me Fiona!

Now I know, he'll appear
Cause there are rules and
There are strictures
I believe the storybooks I

Read by candlelight
My white knight, my knight and his steed
Will look just like these pictures!
It won't be long now, I guarantee!

Day number twenty three
Day number nine fifty-eight
Day number eight thousand
Four hundred and twenty three

I know it's today, oooo!
I know it's today, oooo!
I know it's today, oooo!
I know it's today, oooo!
I know it's today, oooo! I know it's today
I know it's today!