Les Claypool’s Duo De Twang - Jerry Was a Race Car Driver lyrics
[Les Claypool’s Duo De Twang - Jerry Was a Race Car Driver lyrics]
Jerry was a race car driver
He drove so goddamned fast
He never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
He'd say "El Sob number one"
With a bocephus sticker on his 442
He'd light 'em up just for fun ahh
Ahh
Captain Pierce was a fireman
Richmond engine number three
I'll be a wealthy man when I get a dime
For all the things that man taught to me
Captain Pierce was a strong man
Strong as any man alive it stuck in his craw
That they made him retire at
The age of sixty five
Ahh ahh
Go!
Heh, heh, heh, heh dog will hunt!
Ahh ahh
Jerry was a race car driver
Twenty two years old
One too many crowbars one night
And wrapped himself around a telephone pole
Go