Lil Boom - I Need Lotion lyrics

Let's just be honest it's a confession
I'm watchin' Pornhub not an obsession
It's just a blessin' for my erection
This not a love song this is a message
I need lotion, more lotion
I need lotion, more lotion
I need lotion, more lotion
I need lotion, more lotion

I need Jergens, an extra tissue
I'm on page 50, it's not an issue
Yo bitch say I got
Low self-esteem and virtues
But I can name the vids
Verbatim that's on RedTube
Starter coat on my neck
Left at Walmart with that sack
I feel like Santa's elf
I mix wokhardt with that sprite
It looks like Chemical X
Ain't got no bitches so I'm sad
I feel like triple X pull up like mega man
I feel like Zeno-Chan don't need companions
I got my right hand i grab my Jergens, and a
You would think a nigga makin' Ramen
But I'm not man, it's alarmin'
Like this website full of
Hentai shit and bondage
Yo bitch fingers on my drum
Like this was rock band
I spent 50 on my ring, look like a comet
Yo bitch give fellatio
She just want my pistachio
Feel just like DiCaprio
But gassed up like I'm Texaco
Got a lotta waifu bitches
And a lotta 3D hoes
But Pornhub still the right decision
You can't tell a nigga wrong

Let's just be honest it's a confession
I'm watchin' Pornhub not an obsession
It's just a blessin' for my erection
This not a love song this is a message
I need lotion, more lotion
I need lotion, more lotion
I need lotion, more lotion
I need lotion, more lotion