Lil cosmetic leg - Michael Jackson prod. fm lyrics

(Yuh) yuh, yuh, yuh
Ay, yuh, bitch yuh, ay, ay, ay
If Michael Jackson was alive today
He'd have the greatest hit's
If Michael Jackson was a woman
She'd have the greatest tit's

If Michael Jackson was alive today
He'd be in prison, cause he touched kids
(yuh)
Michael Jackson's dead and he's in hell why?
Because he touched kids!

If Michael Jackson joined ISIS
He'd be a terrorist
If Michael Jackson was an emo
He'd have slit wrists
If Michael Jackson needed the toilet
He'd go for a piss (yuh, ay)
If Michaеl Jackson went shopping
He'd bring a shopping list!

Rumour says Michael Jackson's favouritе film
Was Oliver Twist Michael Jackson likes kids?
What a plot twist!

When Michael Jackson reads a book
He wears glasses
Michael Jackson's music appeals to the masses
When Michael Jackson was 12
He didn't know the alphabet
He needed extra classes
When Michael Jackson was in
A chemistry lesson
They taught him all about gases

Michael Jackson burnt his hair
In a Pepsi advert if it was warm outside
And Michael Jackson was getting hot
He'd take off his shirt

Paris Jackson is Michael Jackson daughter
If Michael Jackson killed somebody
It would be a slaughter
If Michael Jackson needed a drink
He'd get some water

When Michael Jackson was younger
He was in the Jackson 5 Michael Jackson died
And now he's not alive
Despite Michaels Jackson's death
His music still thrives

When Michael Jackson was 50 he passed away
If Michael Jackson liked men he would be gay
If Michael Jackson never died
He'd be with us today
If Michael Jackson was a chris-tian
He'd go to church and pray
Michael Jackson's dead
And now his corpse will decay
If Michael Jackson wanted food
He'd go to a café