Lilcockpump, London Yellow, Lil Barnacle - Gayboys lyrics

Gay boys, table of two (Maxo)
One uh, Mr yellow and one Mr barnacle
Please come up, you're table's ready
Ayy, ayy, ayy

Countin' bands, thumbin' through these racks
Smokin' on the sack just relax
All these shots I took makin' me collapse
It's a wrap makin' all these raps
My pockets on fat (Maxo)
Goddamn, I be eatin' good
These other people lack it's a fact
Fuckin' up these beats and
I ain't even tryin'
All this alcohol up in my
System made my liver fryin', probably dyin'
I've been fuckin' up, luckin' up
All this liquor in my cup
Now I'm makin' hit's on top of hit's
My money's stackin' up
I guess that's what's up
Bitches on my dick now, cannot get enough
It's pretty rough, man
I don't know how to live, it's a wrap
My pockets on fat, it's a fact
My pockets on dump, I'm a bum

Dollar bills wrapped right around my penis
The only tip you get is the one of my shaft
London Yellow have all the girls screamin'
I put in one inch then I
Put in the other half
Everyone on Earth is my other half, fuck math
Still can't count my guap form my followers
Almost had a sister who looked like me
But my dad fuckin' swallowed her
I don't really wanna be a baller
People act weird when your bills stand taller
Sift through all their bullshit for a
Little bit of cool interactions
Most of it feel like
A big fuckin' transaction
What do you want? Cash?
Clout? Cum? Ninja twerk
To shake his little funny bum-bum?
I'm a retard, but that shit's dumb
Shoutout to my really real ones
They don't really want none
Just to geek it in the sun
Summertime's coming
Let's kill all of our enemies and
Have a whole bunch of fun
Not metaphorically, I'll buy the guns
Shootin' at fuckers, like run
Forest, run Forest, run!
Anyways, I gotta go
I think my chicken nuggets are done (Mm)

Table for two, eating beef stew
Waiter lookin' cute
So I fucked him where he poo
I'm not really gay, I just sometimes fuck men
If I'm feeling really horny
I'll fuck a chicken or a hen
Mark Zuckerberg
Please give me my account back
Or else I'll pull out my 12 gauge
And make your brains go splat
That was just a joke
Don't get the cops on my ass
I'm not actually gonna kill you
But you're still a fucking fag
Me and Cock and London
Our balls smell like onions
Stick them in your little sisters
Mouth like some Funyuns
Yeah, it was real fun, our dicks got bunions
Just got some bomb ass pussy from a Muslim

I'm fucking gay