Lily Allen - Nan You're a Window Shopper lyrics
Lily Allen [Lily Rose Beatrice Allen] Hammersmith, London, England 🇬🇧
[Lily Allen - Nan You're a Window Shopper lyrics]
The bottom feels so much better than the top!
So much better
Nan, you're a window shopper
Taking a look, but you never buy
Nan, you're a window shopper
You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
Nan, you're a window shopper
Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive
Nan, you're a window shopper
Mad as fuck, only just alive
Get up in the morning and
You like your tea milky
You fumble for your glasses
'cause without them, you can't see
It's funny how I come round
Your house and I'm twenty
And I still have to wear all
The presents you sent me
I walk into your kitchen
Everything's got a label
You done your Christmas shopping and
We're only in April
And you won't leave the house
Unless you're wearing your thermals
You're covered all in cat hair
And you're stinking like Strepsils
You're heading down the Bowl's Club
Have another orange squash
Balls are rollin', rollin', rollin'
You can't walk right 'cause things
Aren't what they were
Your ankles are swollen, swollen, swollen
Nan, you're a window shopper
Taking a look, but you never buy
Nan, you're a window shopper
You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
Nan, you're a window shopper
Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive
Nan, you're a window shopper
Mad as fuck, only just alive
You're walking down the post office
To pick up your pension
And then you're off to Bingo
It's become an obsession
So weary of the kids when
They're wearing their hoods up
And even if they smile at you
You think it's a stick-up
You only buy the paper just
To cut out the coupons you're saving 50p
But what do you want with tampons?
You're always at the doctor
Picking up your prescription
And they throw in some K-Y just
To ease up the friction
You got a leak in your colostomy bag
Yeah, it's got a hole in, hole in, hole in
At the weekend you're shopping
With your trolley
It's sad how you're rollin', rollin', rollin'
Nan, you're a window shopper
Taking a look, but you never buy
Nan, you're a window shopper
You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
Nan, you're a window shopper
Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive
Nan, you're a window shopper
Mad as fuck, only just alive
So much better
Nan, you're a window shopper
Taking a look, but you never buy
Nan, you're a window shopper
You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
Nan, you're a window shopper
Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive
Nan, you're a window shopper
Mad as fuck, only just alive
Get up in the morning and
You like your tea milky
You fumble for your glasses
'cause without them, you can't see
It's funny how I come round
Your house and I'm twenty
And I still have to wear all
The presents you sent me
I walk into your kitchen
Everything's got a label
You done your Christmas shopping and
We're only in April
And you won't leave the house
Unless you're wearing your thermals
You're covered all in cat hair
And you're stinking like Strepsils
You're heading down the Bowl's Club
Have another orange squash
Balls are rollin', rollin', rollin'
You can't walk right 'cause things
Aren't what they were
Your ankles are swollen, swollen, swollen
Nan, you're a window shopper
Taking a look, but you never buy
Nan, you're a window shopper
You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
Nan, you're a window shopper
Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive
Nan, you're a window shopper
Mad as fuck, only just alive
You're walking down the post office
To pick up your pension
And then you're off to Bingo
It's become an obsession
So weary of the kids when
They're wearing their hoods up
And even if they smile at you
You think it's a stick-up
You only buy the paper just
To cut out the coupons you're saving 50p
But what do you want with tampons?
You're always at the doctor
Picking up your prescription
And they throw in some K-Y just
To ease up the friction
You got a leak in your colostomy bag
Yeah, it's got a hole in, hole in, hole in
At the weekend you're shopping
With your trolley
It's sad how you're rollin', rollin', rollin'
Nan, you're a window shopper
Taking a look, but you never buy
Nan, you're a window shopper
You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
Nan, you're a window shopper
Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive
Nan, you're a window shopper
Mad as fuck, only just alive