Little Feat, Jimmy Buffett - Champion of the World lyrics

Well I'm weak worthless
Can't make up my mind

When they handed out ambition i was next
To last in line

Lost little lamb 'til I found that girl

When she holds me in her arms
I'm the champion of the world

I was drunk on Monday
Standing at the bar when somebody said
"Hey Mister could you help me start my car?"

I wouldn't know a sparkplug
From the Duke Of Earl

But when I drive home to my baby
I'm the champion of the world

People talk

Behind my back:
"How can she stay with a man like that?"

It ain't easy but Heaven knows she tries

Ohh, They never see the sweetness
Of the love there is between us
When she holds my hand
And looks me in the eye

I'm a creep, I'm a coward

On my hands and knees I crawl

I fall apart under pressure

I've got no back bone at all

Daddy always told me
I throw a baseball like a girl

But when my baby holds me
I'm the champion of the world

When my baby holds me
I'm the champion of the world