Liz Gillies, Seth MacFarlane - Ain't We Got Fun? lyrics

Every morning, every evening
Ain't we got fun?
Not much money, oh, but honey
Ain't we got fun?
If wifey wishes to go to a play
Don't wash the dishes, just throw them away
In the winter, in the summer
Don't we have fun? Things are glummin'
Getting glummer still, we have fun
There's nothing surer
The rich get rich and the poor get children
In the meantime, in between time
Ain't we got fun?

Propped up on the lawn upon a poney
Now we got to eat baloney
Temper, ain't we got fun?
(Now hear this) I bought another Paris hat
Won't you have to pay for that
Ah, ah, ain't we got fun? (I'm hysterical)
We've only started as momma and pop'
Are we downhearted? I'd say we're not

Momma's coming here to stay
Hey where you going? Thatta way
We'll have some fun
I bought a Cadillac on credit
Now the sheriff's gonna get it
God, he'll have such fun
There's nothing surer
The rich get rich and the poor play bingo
The rich get brushed and the
Poor get brushed off
The rich like painting and
The poor get tear-gassed
Though we don't have fancy nights out
In the parlor with the lights out
Ain't we got fun?