Locksmith - Trump Vs. Biden lyrics

Charlemagne Tha God:
Welcome welcome everybody it’s ya boy
Charlemagne Tha God
Right here Live in New York City, Harlem USA
We’re here for tonight’s first
Ever Presidential debate
Addressing the Black community
We have both Presidential candidates
Senator Joe Biden and President Donald Trump
First on the floor is Senator Biden
Senator, you now have the floor

Biden first of all
Donald Trump is a liar and a Racist
A money hungry tyrant who only
Thinks of his clients
Who can’t control his bark
A political oval shark that was put in this
Position by Soviet Oligarchs
He stole the last election and he’s
Trying to steal the present
He thinks all people of color
Are just working-class peasants
If we elect him, we inherit his lies
And his neglect of the
Virus cost American lives and what’s worse
He knew the threat of Corona in January
His response in late March
Was completely ancillary
He wants to reopen, the price overall steep
Sacrifice human life for his
Buddies on Wall Street
Say goodbye to Pro-Choice
Free Press and March Rallies
Get ready for Civil War and
Abortions in dark alleys
More Police shooting and lootings of unrest
And it’s all on his watch
Just watch as we digress
Let me fence with Mike Pence
Converse and bear with me it’s 2020
He still supports Conversion Therapy
He didn’t believe in Science
Condoms improve Climate Change
He says smoking doesn’t kill
These are actual claims
They embolden White Power and sexual assault
Breonna Taylor, Jacob Blake, George Floyd
It’s their fault charlamagne Tha God:
So you support reparations?

Biden: Agh, well I don’t know about that
But, if you don’t vote for Joe
Homie you ain't Black

Charlemagne: Okay okay, Senator Biden
You you going a little too far
We fuck witchu
But we doing fuck witchu like that
Alright next up, Donald Trump, President
You now have the floor
Uh let us know how you feel about that

Trump
Listen, I love Black people and they love me
They make songs about me, you can ask YG
Snoops Dogg and Russel Simmons
We used to be bros
Then they turned their backs on me
This is your fault Joe
Didja get the money I sent ya?
He clearly has dementia
Makes me sick and nauseous
Clearly unfit to run for Office
This is insanity his ‘94 Crime
Bill singlehandedly destroyed Black families
Now they calling me Bigot
When they’re actually Racist
Him and Obama bombed at
Least 3 African nations
26, 000 Airstrikes, it was lethal
That’s 70 bombs a day
All Black and Brown people
Tell Kamala to holla
She could use some street love
For God’s sake
I have more Black friends than she does
Went on The Breakfast Club to
Appeal to the inner city
Lied about smoking weed and about
Bumping 2Pac & Biggie
I get it, you wanna see hip
But quit when you’re losin’
Democrats wanna complain
But never offer any real solutions
The same for Climate Change
It’s a shame how you handled it
The California Wildfires are from
Poor Forest management
Lying about the virus despite if we lose cake
Most of the riots
Rallies and lootings are mostly
In Blue States
You state you wanna save America, I continue
I don’t do much for Blacks
But at least I don’t pretend to

Charlemagne: Woo, yeah he ain’t lyin’
But uh, y’all y’all let me
Know what y’all think, man
You’ve heard from both Candidates
So it’s up to you guys
So in November y’all make sure you
Go to the polls and vote or don’t
Shit, I don’t give a fuck
But hold up, hold up
We have another Presidential Candidate
Wait, is this Candidate Kanye West? Kanye?!

Kanye West
Uh Charlamagne, I’ma let you finish, but uh
I’m gonna be the greatest
President of all time
Um because Harriet Tubman did
Not free the slaves
She just freed her cousins, her auntie
Her sisters and people like that
Her family but
Vote for me if you wanna get free Healthcare
No mo’ taxes and free shoes for everybody
Okay? All day nigga, yaknawmsayin?
And Joe Biden, you just a uh, fake
Denzel like that All State nigga
Yaknawmtalkinbout?
And Donald Trump, we used to be
Homies but we ain’t no mo’, yaknawmsayin?
All day y’all, vote for me yeeah