London Yellow - Ass Eating Scam lyrics
[London Yellow - Ass Eating Scam lyrics]
You already know what it
Is, nigga, London Yellow, thick nigga click
Uh, featuring Adam22 in this bitch
We got Yung Repressed in this bitch
A whole buncha thick niggas, man
And we straight eatin' ass all day, nigga
You already know what the fuck it is
I'm 'bout to tell you how to eat ass
Matter of fact, ay
I'm finna tell you how to eat ass real quick
First thing's first, go to the Walmart
Get some mints
That's just so when you eat the ass
You don't taste the shit
While you're at the store
You might as well get some rags with it
And I been doin' this for a minute, youngin
Listen in
You could learn how to do it so good
You could teach a friend
Oh that rag's for after
Gettin' poop off your face
Eatin' ass is a hard task
It gets all over the place
Alright, so now you got the stuff
Get the ass cheeks and pull 'em apart
It's your first time
So you gotta watch out for farts
Keep a mint in your mouth
Or it's finna get dark
Don't stick your whole tongue in
You gotta lick the wrinkled part
It tastes a lil funky
But it mostly tastes just like skin
After you eat ass once, youngin
You can do it again
My technique will get you smiles
You usually get grins
You might even turn the bitch out man
It all depends
Alright, listen here young one
I'm 'bout to teach you a technique
Start back where you spread the ass
But this time grab the feet take the feet
Push 'em over the knees into the back meat
Tense up your tongue muscles and push
It into the ass cheeks
Now that you're inside, young boy
I need you to spin around
If you're doin' it right
You should see them start to grab the ground
This is where that rag comes in handy
'cause it's 'bout to go
Don't go nowhere, youngin
Even though the ass is 'bout to blow
Now shit should be smeared
All over your face, big bull
But that ain't a problem 'cause
We got the rag, we cool
Wipe off your shit and get
Onto the next bitch at this point
Eatin' ass should be as easy as eatin' chips
Alright young bull, that's about it
I have to dip all this talk of eatin' ass
Now I gotta taste some shit
I taught you all I could
I don't really wanna hear no lip
Now go ahead and eat some ass
And make that fuckin' money flip
Nigga, y'all know what it is
Thick nigga click all day
This was a little tutorial for y'all niggas
Pay attention
If you ain't get it the first time
Go back and listen hm, straight whistlin'
Hm, that booty's glistenin' hm, hm