Louis Logic, Apathy - Best Friends lyrics

Ap I'm glad I caught you
You know I'm 'bout to leave
The pad on tour soon
And I thought you'd watch my
Lady while I'm gone dude

Yo c'mon Lou, of course that's cool
You're my fuckin' man my fam, I mean damn
I don't got no other plans
We can rent some Blockbuster
Catch a movie or two
But, I'mma have to leave her home
If there's some hoochie to screw

Oh shit yeah, if there's some
Booty for you, handle yours, hit the bed
I ain't tryna cock block
If you're gettin' head
Lick and spread that chick
Instead, but if not
You gotta watch my baby then
Cause most of my lady's
Friends are chickenheads

Yeah that's understandable
Broads can be real influential
And keepin' a clean slate is
Instrumental in relationships potential
I'll run into the store for
The doe if shes low and try to keep her from
Runnin with clubbin hoes

Word, I new there was a
Reason you're my brother yo
Of course Lou, your blood
From another mother, no other bro hello

Aiiyo Ap, wassup it's Lou
My bus is stuck in?
I'm glad I trust you to watch my lovely boo
Aiiyo, y'all found some stuff to do

Oh word up, we just buggin dude
Tryna watch this flick
Wanna talk to your chick? Oh, hold up
She just went into the bathroom sick
See we was drinkin and shit and
Now we chillin on the couch
We was thinking of goin out but
Decided to lounge in the house

Yo, lounge in the house? Bounce and be out?
What you mean shes sick
Yo who the fuck you think you drinkin with
Your supposed to be over seeing shit
It sounds like all hell's breakin loose

Yo, your breakin up Lou and your trippin
Like I'm trickin with your chick
Stop bein a dick actin like we
Fiendin to stick -phone hanging up-

Yo fuck it, don't pick it up
Lou's just bein' a jerk his goin berserk
His probably just stressed from all the work
Let's relax, sure we can cuddle
There's nothin' wrong with that
You can lay across the couch and
Put your head on my lap oh, what up b

Don't what up me you fuckin asshole
I dropped outta my tour and had
To duck my last show
Whats goin' on with you and my girl
Slutty asshole
You fuckin' her, what you tryna ruin my world

Yo first of all kid
Take that fuckin' tone out your voice
We boys but what you girl
Does is really her choice
Now she's sittin' lonely at home
While your doin' your shows besides son
I thought it was bros before hoes

So if your clothes come off while
Your chillin' with my sweet thing
I'm supposed to let her share her g-string
I'mma take that anniversary ring
Right back to Zales
Ask the sales girl to take back the pearls
Smack the curls off my ladies head
And kill you for your treachery
You said you were my best friend
Instead you got the best of me

Yo Lou, this shit is hectic B
I'm really not the enemy
It takes two to tango and
We share the same energy
One night over some Hennessey
We started messin sexually and well
Now we dealin with an unexpected pregnancy