Louis Logic - The Rest lyrics

I thought I had romance
No chance till I met you
Right next to my whipper in a fly sweatsuit
Like this was Boyz N' the Hood and I'm Tre
You didn't have dishes to do and there
Was no one home at Grandma's place
I blew kisses to you when I'm on stage
At least I was picturin' you when I blew
'em at that chick with blonde waves
You know, I might have banged her too
But since you wouldn't want AIDS
You should be thankin' Lou
I had a condom on (Hey)
Girl I would rob a bank for you
Catch a shank or two
But, I won't treat you like my
Last girl I'll never strangle you
You're my angel food and I want
My cake and taste it too
So, get straight into your naked
Suit and your favorite shoes


Not to cheapen our sex life
But, I got them tapes of you
And if you leave me the next night they
Might turn up on Pay Per View psych!
You know I like to play with you
I wouldn't do you wrong, but if you
Ever break a date with Lou
I'll screw you in a song

Darlin', when it's for real this how it feel
All my other girlfriends were just practice
Stay on my mind all of the time
Fact is my last chick
Was nothin' but an actress Baby
You stole my heart right from the start
I'm tellin' you
You're foot would probably fit
In Cinderella's shoe
Damn! You went and stole the whole
Show! Now hear the horns go
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

You're the best thing that's happened, girl
The light of my life
Like ya despite the fact we fight every night
While we're wrestling I might get a knife
But just for threatenin'
I wouldn't chance your implants to spring a
Leak i like 'em that size
Girl, you got a little dyke in your eyes
Which is cool you might be surprised
I like bitches too, not just you
And if you down to knock the boots
Then I found a prostitute who'd love to
Rock with you tonight if it's cool
Cause, I'm in the mood for
Love or fuckin' some anyway
And friendship this authentic
Doesn't come everyday
It's one of the many ways
With which I tell you, "I love you"
But sometimes I think it's swell
To just fuck you

I wanna pledge my love and loyalty
To the one who spoils me
Rubs and oils me from head to toe
You'd never know I wasn't royalty
To let you know how important your heart is
I carved this one from the chest of a
Farm pig with a sharp BIC razor
I'll lay it next to your head
While you're undressed in your bed dreamin'
Of sex that we've had
I'll tether your legs together
And tie your hands down
And prance round the room while I
Pull my bloomers and pants down sTEP 4
I'll paint a red cross above the headboard
And set forth to bumpin' uglies till
Your butt gets bed sores
But 5 is my favorite
My video of the guys that you've laid with
Gettin' beatin' till they lie on the pavement
Now that's romance for ya
When you need to finance lawyers to get
Diane Sawyer's lyin' ass off ya
I ain't no wife beater bitch I'm in love
Gimme some room so I can get
This blood rinsed from my gloves

You're all that I need I'll be there for you
"But the rest are doo doo" - Chubb Rock
I'll hold the door and pull
Out ya chair for you
"But the rest are doo doo"
If you had a fanclub I'd be in there too
"But the rest are doo doo"
Cause you'd love me fat and old
Or with thin hair too
I'll squeeze you tighter than a swimwear suit