Louis Logic - Captain Lou El Wino lyrics

(Move) don't get accustomed to the seat
You've been resting in
Get up on your feet and
Receive the New Testament (move)
For those who need a new medicine
JJ brown's cooking up the fresh
Beats and Lou's lecturing

I'm your misguided leader, nice to meet ya
Like you need to a sick high-school teacher
The type you'd see under a
Stall on his tippy-toes
Women know it's him by his nice new sneakers
The scourge of the restroom
Birthed from a test tube
A pervert to the rescue
That purposefully gets nude
To let you get a closer peek
At what you can kiss
The set of two rosy cheeks on
Which to pucker your lips (It's)


The radical rascal who has to harass you
The substitute sit's him in the
Back of the classroom
In the dunce cap pointed lid
Some cats feel they were made to rap
But, I was born conjoined to it
I have connections
Moistened lips to my erections
Cause, I enjoy a kiss in my private section
So any ladies interested in diving lessons
Join the list back stage
I'm the guy undressing

Pass the booze to Captain Lou
I'm not asking you
It's something that you have to do
So let's crack a brew then act a fool
Then crash until we wake up
In the afternoon bent
We're out to lose when the room
Get a knock from doing
Any lack of movement does not belong
So when J drops the horns, they rock along
And anyone going after us may not preform

So check it out ya'll
'Ill kid, ready to wreck mics pronto"
"Who will be the captain of this ship"
"The listeners choice is Logic"

I got a song for every mood on the spectrum
But Louis' best ones are like
A boot in the rectum
My music reflects some of
The lewdest suggestions
So they naked with the records to
The room where they pressed them
Who would contest him in an open forum
He got more chicks and licks
Than a drunken Mormon
Nobody comes before him
Not when it comes to pouring
Something warm in his guts until
He's drunk and dormant
I'm one performance from a room in a prison
So tell your sons and daughters
That the youth shouldn't listen
When they say my music screws up your system
They mean it ruins your wisdom
Not the one that plays the
Tune when you listen
Who got a more skewed view and ambition
He's only wishing beautiful women
Assume the position it's a real sad comment
On the human condition
When you made screwin' and licks
Into the newest religion

Pass the booze to Captain Lou
I'm not asking you
It's something that you have to do
So let's crack a brew then act a fool
Then crash until we wake up
In the afternoon bent
We're out to lose when the room
Get a knock from doing
Any lack of movement does not belong
So when J drops the horns, they rock along
And anyone going after us may not preform

"They doing it once more"
"It's now, peep my mic technique"
"The captain of the ships
I make em walk the plank"
Louis Logic, JJ brown

Somebody stop me or at least lock your doors
Police got the force searching
Street blocks and forest
To knock me, unlock me with the key
Convict stored i'm so stuck in a hot
Seat my jean bottoms scorched
Do not endorse the king of rotten sports
Who got impure thoughts about the
Women on the courts
He's a long shot by the scouting crop reports
And got dropped because he kept
Spraying his jockey shorts
So pass the booze to Captain Lou
I'm not asking you
I'm staggering through then snatching two
Cause whenever I feel like getting mad at you
I put a smack into your ego
Till it's black and blue
I'm acting rude on a beat like I own it
With an attitude like I'm the
Chief I know this
Half of you just wanna be like the dopest
It won't happen dude
Put that in your peace pipe and smoke it