Louis Logic - Coochie Coup lyrics

"I swear to God and three other white men
I'm good i talk about sex and being a negro
And you're not supposed to talk about sex
But hell, negroes have sex!
Didn't nobody draw us!"

Yo, I'm best described as the
Father of sex and lies
I specialize in undressing wives
But, I recognize when it's time to pull my
Cock out the hot house
Cause, I don't want no seeds left inside
So instead I'll catch a rise
With a wet surprise, from the yogurt slinger
And poke a finger up her ass
Until the motion stings her
Depending on how close it brings her
To the point of climax
That's when I get romantic with her
Face adjoined to my lap (sluuuut)
How would you like to get fucked in the butt
I know you probably love to
Get covered with nut
And I can cover your mug
With enough of this stuff
Whenever my muscle will bust
That if you breath in it
Would smother your lungs
Eww, what you mean? You ain't had ya fill?
I splash ya grill
Like lighter fluid at a family meal
Or a lesbian's face with Vagisil
When she bites into it (BITES what?)
Into coochie you dyke-slut you know
You like to do it hook
Coocoo chie coocoo chie coocoo chie
"Bitches!" "Drop to your knees"
Coo-cooooooooochie
"I do more stickin' in chicken
Than Stove Top Stuffing"
Coocoo chie coocoo chie coocoo chie
"Bitches get wet then I
Inspect 'em like Deck" coo-cooooooooochie
"I wanna get into it man, you know" "What?"
"Vagina"

Always aim for the torso that's what
I learned from playing in pornos
While I'm stuffing tube steak in her cornhole
If I'm late for one more show cause I
Spend my label's paper on more hoes
They'll probably would take me straight
To a court show
But instead of gettin' screwed on
TV I rather fuck cuties
Unless ofcourse Judge Judy's in the
Mood to eat me
I usually use my CD to abuse the treaty
Of sex between me and my ex
And feed her spooge in 3D (ohhh)
You should see me when the
Semen's flowin' spewin' freely
I squeeze a load in the throat
Till the chicken's cheeks are swollen
Cause if a beep is showin
Then she gets the worm
Catchin' cock in every turn with extra
Sperm till the lesson's learned
I'm less concerned with closed nails
And a precious perm
As long as I avoid of infectious
Germs and her breasts are firm
And when I'm tryin to fuck your chick and
Call a ho a slut a bitch
It's for kicks so it's not a sexist term
"Now what start's with the letter 'C'?" hook

Chicks say I'm old fashioned
I don't want a bitch stuck in the kitchen
I wanna stuff a dick in her
Ass while she's touchin' her kitten
I like to fuck and forget 'em
And try a dozen positions
Then serve the mic a sermon
Like rightin' smunks of religion
I pay homage to bondage and
Good will with a feel
And stay up in a prime just
For stacks like Wilt the Stilt
And in the process I like
To turn women to objects
Penthouse to hen house of
Birds livin' in projects
I don't discriminate on the basis of race
Or the place that you stay
That's hardly a chick I won't inseminate
I spread the legs of college
Chicks featherweights and solid chicks
I make 'em face the snake but
I never taste the bottomlips
I poke 'em with the Obelisk
And flee from the scene
Let me explain then you'll see what I mean
Cause as much as I love pussy
You can't feed it to me you know why?
I don't eat anything that bleeds for
A week and don't die